Wolf (Loki and Avengers fanfic.)

Call me Crazy

I collapsed on my bed, hearing phebs and Al slamming on the door. "NO." I yelled and slowly the knocking faded away. my ears and tail were showing, and my wings were spread out.

I had thought about.... maybe I should join them.... no. I can't think like that. shaking me head I sighed. now that I learned how to control my powers.... SHOPPING!

I raced out of my room, grabbing pheb and bell on the way and made sure my ears, wings, and tail were invisible before I stepped out of the building and raced down the street. I admit I used a bit of super speed....

the two friends were exhausted when we got to the store but I was only getting started. WOOT WOOT!!

I sped into the nearest store, Barnes and noble.

after browsing books for about tten minutes we heard a.... certain song come on. 'call me maybe'. when it came on we started singing a parody we had heard online somewhere.

"Chloroform was on sale,

Don't fight me,

I never fail,

Obsessed with the way you smell,

I don't care what you say

I'm going diggin' through trash

Drivin' my white van past

I wasn't looking for this,

but now you've made my day

My stare was probin',

bloody knife,

skin was showin'

Rough fight,

duct tape holdin;'

Where you think you're going, baby?

[Chorus]

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

I wanna meet your mother,

And have your babies

I've planned my wedding night,

With you baby,

Enjoy your slumber,

don't call me crazy

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

I wanna meet your mother,

And have your babies

And all the other boys,

tried to mase me,

Enjoy your slumber,

Don't call me crazy

[Verse 2]

You took your time in the stall,

I took no time with the call,

You said nothing at all,

Your girlfriend's in my way

I gag, and borrow and steal

At first sight she squeals

I didn't know how to feel,

but now she's gonna pay

My stare was probin',

bloody knife,

skin was showin'

Rough fight,

duct tape holdin;'

Where you think you're going, skanky?

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

I wanna meet your mother,

And have your babies

I've planned my wedding night,

With you baby,

Enjoy your slumber,

don't call me crazy

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

I wanna meet your mother,

So have my babies?

And all the other boys,

Tried to mase me,

Enjoy your slumber,

Don't call me crazy?

Before you came into my life

I stalked you so bad

I stalked you so bad

I stalked you so, so bad

Before you came into my life

I stalked you so bad

And you should know that

I stalked you so, so bad

I've planned my wedding night,

With you baby,

Enjoy your slumber,

don't call me crazy?

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

I wanna meet your mother,

So have my babies?

And all the other boys,

Tried to mase me,

Enjoy your slumber,

Don't call me crazy?

Before you came into my life

I stalked you so bad

I stalked you so bad

I stalked you so so bad

Before you came into my life

I stalked you so bad

And you should know that

So have my babies?"

A/N sorry this is so short. I have to go now and it has been over a month since last update. SO SORRY!!