quarantine - a modern wolfstar au.

the marauders groupchat (crackhead vibez)

authors note: just so the nicknames are clear:
sisi: sirius
remy from ratatouille: remus
rat face: peter
simp god: james

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sisi
guys i swear to god if remus makes me eat his fucking naan bread pizza one more time im going to lose it

remy from ratatouille
im not MAKING u eat it. u enjoyed it u fuckface.

sisi
guys hes lying he literally force fed jt to me he tied me up on a chair and shoved it in my mouth

rat face
sounds kinky

sisi
i wish

remy from ratatouille
shut UP i poured my heart and soul into that naan bread pizza and u knew that and u told me jt was really good🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

simp god
wow ok siri i didnt know u were so soft

sisi
i. i never did rhat
im mean im big scary punk!!!>:(( scary never soft ever

rat face
sure

sisi
anyways my POINT of all this is that i cannot STAND being stuck in an apartment with this NERD who doesn't know how to cook
FUCK quarantine i miss freedom

simp god
remmy baby u know hes just bullying u cuz he likes u

remy from ratatouille
:(

sisi
y'all are LCUKY UR NOT STUCK WITH HIM!!!!!! he. he goes on walks!! every morning!!! and leaves me alone☹️

rat face
siri i find ur very flippy floppy about this situation r u happy to be with him or not like wouldnt u be happy if he leaves id u findhim so annoying ?????????
i do NOT understand

sisi
i just. quarantine suckzzz
corona be messin with my vibez u feel😎

simp god
ur right😔😔 i miss lily

rat face
ih my god no please dont start with this

remy from ratatouille
i miss lily too🥺

sisi
i miss not being quarantined