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Ushijima Wakatoshi - Drinks 2

From: Ushijima
(l/n)? Is that you?

To: Ushijima
uhh
yes

From: Ushijima
I thought you did not like the picture

To: Ushijima
that's not the point shshxhgdhs i was just keeping it for like leverage

From: Ushijima
Shshxhgdhs?
Also... Leverage? How is it leverage if I want the picture to be seen...

To: Ushijima
first of all that was a key smash and second shut up

From: Ushijima
Either way I am glad you are keeping it

To: Ushijima
shut up about the pic wouldja

From: Ushijima
On one condition...

To: Ushijima
what

From: Ushijima
Go out for drinks with me again

To: Ushijima
absolutely not

From: Ushijima
Why not?

To: Ushijima
cuz
ur weird

From: Ushijima
I could just save the picture again and post it...

To: Ushijima
DONT YOU DARE

From: Ushijima
Go out with me.

To: Ushijima
you idiot mastermind

From: Ushijima
I'll pick you up saturday at eight

-

That saturday at seven.

*ding dong*

BR/N: Who the hell are you?
USHIJIMA: Ushijima Wakatoshi, I'm here to go out with (l/n)
BR/N: You wanna go out with her? I mean, it's your funeral, dude.
Y/N: Shut the fuck up you whore, hi Ushijima, what the fuck are you doing here an hour early?

She said while swatting her brother away from the door and giving her "date" a fake smile. She wasn't dressed yet so she was still in an oversized shirt and some shorts.
Ushijima's jaw almost dropped to the floor as he stared at her uncovered legs. He was a thigh guy.

Y/N: Hello?
USHIJIMA: O- I could not wait to see you.
Y/N: And you decided to come here without giving me a head's up whatsoever? I swear to fucking god you're gonna make me lose my mind.

She said as she stood a bit to the side of the door. Ushijima was still frozen.

Y/N: Are you gonna come inside or what??
USHIJIMA: Oh, yes. I did not think you would actually let me in.

He said as he stepped inside.

-

(y/n) was doing her makeup as Ushijima sat on her bed. He looked curiously as she carefully did her eyeliner wing with precision.

USHIJIMA: Wow, that seems hard.
Y/N: It's easy for me, I learn fast.

She stood up and grabbed her brush and started brushing her hair, she then put it in two half-up pigtails. During all of this Ushijima took the chance to stare at her thighs again and almost started drooling.

Y/N: Ima get dressed now so, like, get out.
USHIJIMA: Do I stand in the hallway?
Y/N: Yes.
USHIJIMA: Alright.

He walked out of the room and looked around the hallway until his eyes met a certain picture of (y/n) and her brother playing beach volleyball with a group of other kids their age. His nose nearly started bleeding at the sight of her in a bathingsuit. Man was he whipped, and a perv.

A few seconds into him staring at the picture the door swung open and revealed (y/n) wearing some ripped jeans and a cropped sweater.

As she walked out she noticed a disappointed look on Ushijima's face.

Y/N: What? This isn't a date, and it's not like you dressed up for me, big guy.

She said as she patted his shoulder and walked past him down the stairs toward the front door.

USHIJIMA: These are my nice pants...

He said with a puppy dog look on his face, right before following her down the stairs. The two of them walked out of the house and headed to their usual pub. Ushijima was comfortable walking in silence while (y/n) felt embarrassed and out of place. So she tried striking up a conversation.

Y/N: So, you play volleyball, huh?
USHIJIMA: Yes.
Y/N: Ever felt like it's the most important thing in the world that would be even more important than your girlfriend?
USHIJIMA: I've never had a girlfriend. But I don't think I would put it above her, if she were the right person...

He said as he glanced at her with a half smile on his face.

Y/N: Ushijima, are you drunk?
USHIJIMA: No, we haven't drunk anything yet.
Y/N: You're using abbreviations.
USHIJIMA: I feel comfortable using them when I'm with you.
Y/N: Oh.

Butterflies.

Wait...

BUTTERFLIES?? Why was she feeling butterflies??

-

After they'd reached the bar and had a few drinks, Ushijima was a bit tipsy, (y/n) however was already almost pissed.

Y/N: ... And I've always wanted to be a singer but y-you know that's so unlikely so I'm going for bartending but my dad won't approve of it a-
USHIJIMA: I'm sure you can be a singer if you try your best.
Y/N: Nah, it's too risky. What about you? Any goals?
USHIJIMA: Professional volleyball player, that's what I aspire to be.
Y/N: Of course it is. Do you airheads ever think about anything else other than volleyball?
USHIJIMA: I've been thinking about you a lot.

(y/n) choked on her drink and started uncontrollably coughing.

USHIJIMA: Are you alright?

He said as he reached to help her but she smacked his hands away and recomposed herself before speaking again.

Y/N: You've gotta stop being so honest, god. We just met and you're already saying this stuff to me.
USHUJIMA: Why should I conceal my feelings for you, I'm interested in you so I'm pursuing you, and I always succeed in my pursuits.

(y/n) felt her limbs weaken at his words. Who knew brutal honesty like this one would reel her in so much. Her cheeks turned red as she bit her lip to regain composure, turning her head to the side to hide her flustered expression. A tiny glimpse of a smile appeared on Ushijima's face, noticing her demeanor. He remembered Tendou explaining what blushing meant and how to read body language.

Y/N: Alright, here's a deal; I don't trust volleyball idiots because they're way too engrossed in the sport to care about their significant others... So; I'll "date you" for a week and see how it is. And if I like it I might just stick with it.

She said as she got up from the table, he started doing the same but she sat him back down.

Y/N: A-A-Ah, nonono, you're not walking me home this time. We start "dating" Monday. And don't expect anything, I'm only doing this 'cause you have BDE.
USHIJIMA: Ok.

He said as he watched her leave, slightly confused.

-

Later that night he opened his browser and searched

"what is BDE"

his eyes widened as the search results popped up

"Big Dick Energy"

a small smile plastered itself on his face and he felt his cheeks grow warmer.

USHIJIMA: I might have a chance with her after all...