Jimin had just entered the campus of the well-reputed Seoul University, headed for the hostels, when a girl walked past him. Uski brown zulfe udti hui gayi, haaye!
Aur Jimin ka dhyan bhi. Because taadte hue, he walked into the notice board.
The girl cackled, walking away, and uss do pal main Jimin ne apni aage ki zindagi dekh li -- Seoul University se degree, aage doctor ki job, uss ladki se shaadi aur do pyaare lalle, aur phir countryside main retirement. Iska toh set hai.
However, he was snapped out of his zone by a guy complaining, "Bhaisahab dekh kar chalo! Abhi meri mummy k haath k laddoo gir jaate!"
And that was a deep-ass voice.
Jimin Ekta Kapoor k serial ki heroins ki tarah mudta (teen baar repeat par chala lo, jai maa Ekta Kapoor), aur dekhta k ek bachha-sa aadmi uske saamne khada hua tha. Teen bags k saath, aur haath main laddoo ka dabba.
"Tum ho kaun?" Jimin puchhta, aur ladka bolta, "Lee Felix. Medical ka first year. Aur aap?"
"Park Jimin, mera bhi medical ka first year," he found himself smiling, "Kaunsa room number?"
"D102 bhaiya," Felix bolta.
"Arrey! Mera D101!"
Felix was confused, "Ek kamre main teen log hone hai na?"
"Yeah, I guess?"
"Phir hamare roommates kaun honge?"
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In D101
Jimin apna saaman kamre main ghusata, aur andar aate hi uski phat k chaar ho gayi. Why, a sane person might ask, because abhi uske charan kamre main padhe bhi nahi.
Kyunki jis ladki k saath woh sapne saja raha tha, woh kisi aur ladke k saath chumma chaati kar rahi thi.
At the sound of the door opening, the two ashleel people stopped making out on the bed, and the boy, who was supposedly his roommate, wiped his lips and said, "Oh! Sorry!"
Jimin k aankho ke saamne uske sapne chakna-chur ho gaye, "Yeh kya ho raha... hai?"
And jaise woh meme hai: what's the worst she can say?
"Sorry, bhaiya. I'll go," ladki bolti, aur Jimin k dil k toh hazaar tukde ho hi gaye. He watched as the girl went off, and the guy on the bed spoke, "Kim Taehyung. And you?"
"Park Jimin...?" he introduced himself, and jaise hi woh haath milane bade, kamre k kone se aawaz aayi, "Altu jalaltu aayi bala ko taal tu, altu jalaltu aayi bala ko taal tu."
The two turned to see another boy in the corner of the room, chanting the words and holding agarbatti in front of him as self defense.
"Tu kab aaya re?" Taehyung questioned, and the boy yelled, "AAGE MAT AANA WARNA BHASM KAR DUNGA!"
"Woh chudail nahi hai, bhai," Jimin cautiously walked over to him, and the boy started rambling, "Mai do ghante pehle aaya tha aur yeh Taehyung naam k vyakti ne 10 minute pehle aakar ashleelta ka pradarshan kiya! Mai toh darke prabhu ko yaad kar raha tha! Ram ram ram!"
"Yeh kya bol gaya?" Taehyung asked Jimin, and the other boy shrugged, "Pradarshan ka matlab nahi pata, abhi Google karta hu."
"EXHIBIT! ANGREZI MAIN EXHIBIT!" ladka kehta, "Aur mera naam Jeon Kumar Jungkook. Milke khushi nahi hui, par bhagwaan k ghar main sab barabar."
"Like Neil Nitin Mukhesh?" Taehyung hasta.
Jungkook huffed, "Woh mere chacha ka naam hai."
Taehyung's laughter died and he looked at Jungkook in disbelief, "Wait, what-"
"ACHHA! SAAMAN RAKHWAO!" Jimin intervened, staring at the two of his roommates, who were about to start bickering.
"Haan, right," Taehyung sochta, aur phir chillata, "FUCK!"
"Ram ram ram," Jungkook sprinkled Ganga jal on him.
"ARREY YAAR! MERA SAAMAN KAHA HAI?"
"Did you just... lose your luggage?" Jimin asked in disbelief. Taehyung nodded in panic.
"Ab kya karu?" Tae puchhta.
Jungkook kehta, "Bhagwan ka naam lo, mouli baandho, aur-"
"Chup kar bey!"
(a/n: i officially declare that i have no idea what i'm doing.
how was ittttt? not a great start, but i trieddddd!!
next chapter soon~)
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Fanfiction[desi crackfic] In which six friends try to survive their college life and woo girls... let's not even talk about that. Just surviving. Yeah. - a BTS & Stray Kids desi crackfic - BTS: Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook - Stray Kids: Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix...
