Raat hone ko aayi, and 10 baje boys hostel main shor mach gaya, "AAJAO, FRESHIES! YOUR SENIORS ARE HERE!"
Jungkook Hanuman chalisa bol raha tha, aur tab hi uske aur uske do ashleel roommates k kamre ka darwaza khula.
Saamne khada tha Jisung, aankhe phaad kar, "Bhai log! Kaand hone wala hai!"
Jimin aur Taehyung Jisung ko dekhte, aur Jungkook ek aankh se unhe dekhta, aur phir waapis shuru ho gaya, "Jai Hanuman..."
"Yaar iss pujari ko admission kisne diya?" Taehyung cried.
"Mere marks ne. Tujhe toh tere baap k maal na diya hoga na?" Jungkook snapped.
"Haan," Taehyung palang par let kar bolta, ceiling ko state karte hue, "Mere baap ki girlfriend ameer hai. Uska hi maal tha."
"Yaar tu kitna tharki hai?" Jimin complained, "Jisung? Kya hua?"
"Maine-" Isse pehle Jisung bolta, Hyunjin chillata hua aaya, "MUMMYYY!!'
"Phir aa gaya yeh," Jisung facepalmed.
"Felix kaha hai?" Taehyung puchhta.
"Wahi toh batane aaya hu!" Jisung yelled, "Felix ko seniors le gaye!"
Yeh sunnte hi teeno D101 ke bandar chauk gaye, aur Ekta Kapoor k serial ki tarah Jungkook ne teen baar mundi hilayi, "KYA? KYA? KYA?"
Hyunjin paused, "Kuchh toh chhod de mere liye? Nautanki mera kaam hai. Tu bhagwaan ko phool chadha."
Jungkook spitefully splashed a few drops of Gangajal on him.
Jimin palang se utarta, "Felix ko kaha le gaye?"
"I think hostel k main hall main. Waha ragging ho rahi hai shayad," Hyunjin informed.
Sab ek doosre ki taraf dekhte, "... Shit."
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In the main hall, Felix was dragged along with some other freshers.
Chaar seniors — namely Seokjin, Yoongi, Chan, aur Minho — haste, aur Yoongi bolta, "Tumhe lagta hai k Tum hamare ilaake main aakar humse baat kare bina apne aap ko iss college ka hissa maan sakte ho?"
"Bhaiya, mai to Parle G lene gaya tha canteen se," Felix rota, "Biscuit bina chai hazam nahi hoti."
"Hmm, sahi baat kardi," Chan folded his arms, "Tera naam kya hai, chhamiya?"
"F-F-Felix."
"Darr kyu raha hai bey? Hum kuchh nahi karenge tujhe," Minho kehta, "Chal aise kar, tu naach."
"Mai?"
"Nahi nahi, Madhuri Dixit naachegi abhi, haina?" Seokjin sassed, "Chal naach!"
Chan ne gaana chalaya, aur gaana aaya 'Haye Garmi'.
Meanwhile, baaki 5 lafandar main hall k darwaze k peeche chhup kar baithe, aur Taehyung kehta, "Chalo, Jimin, jao bachhe ko bacha kar lao."
"Itni izzat? Do ghanta pehle toh mereko Shakti Kapoor bula raha tha tu?" Jimin complained.
"Arrey yaar!"
"Mai jata hu!" Hyunjin declared, "Mai bacha lunga mere lalle ko."
"Woh mera lalla hai, tu das kadam dur reh!" Jisung protested.
Hyunjin flipped his hair and then walked into the hall like a boss. Sab seniors mudke dekhte, aur yeh mahashay bolte, "Felix! Jaa, jeele apni zindagi!"
The four people outside the hall facepalmed.
"Kaha kaha se aa jate hain aise log?" Jisung cried.
"Ruko, mai bachata hu ise," Jimin stepped up (bade log), and he walked into the hall as well.
He stood beside Hyunjin, and dono milkar kehte, "Felix ko chhod do!"
Background main gaana bajta, aur chaaro seniors pet pakad kar haste. Thank god kuchh aur nahi pakad liya.
Taehyung, Jisung, and Jungkook high-fived outside, and Jungkook hopefully spoke, "Ab toh seniors ki phat jayegi!"
Hey bhagwaan.
Do minute baad, Felix, Jimin, aur Hyunjin apni shirt utaar kar, zameen par let kar Haye Garmi ka hook step kar rahe the.
"Ab kya kare?" Taehyung puchhta, aur Jisung k dimaag main ek khurafati idea aaya, "I have a plan."
5 minute baad, Taehyung aur Jisung darwaza tod kar aate, haatho main bade bade speakers lekar (auditorium se chura liye... CHOR CHOR CHOR) aur speaker be bajta bhajan.
"YEH KYA CHU-" Yoongi was about to curse when Jungkook jumped into the hall with a sprinkler... jisme Gangajal tha.
Sahab Jeon Kumar Jungkook chillate, "JAI MATA DI! JAI MATA DI!"
Aur uss hi k saath chaaro seniors k kaano main bhajan chala kar, Gangajal se bhigo kar unhe bhagaya gaya.
Jaise hi woh chaar seniors gaali bakte hue nikle, saare freshers Jungkook k pairo par gir gaye, "AAP INSAAN NAHI BHAGWAAN HAIN!"
Jisung aur Taehyung side se dekhte, "Yaar taareef sirf iski kyu ho rahi hai?"
"Pata nahi, bhai. Bhajan toh humne bajaye the."
Jungkook aas pass dekhta aur kehta, "Koi baat nahi, sehpaathiyo. Apne varisht bhaiyo k baare main itne bura mat socho."
Sab freshers pause ho gaye, aur puchhte, "Bhai kya bol gaya?"
Hyunjin walked over to Jungkook and awkwardly laughed, "Rehne do. Chalo Parle G khaate hain? Huehuehue."
Felix almost pissed his pants.
(a/n: yeh kya kiya maine
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Fanfiction[desi crackfic] In which six friends try to survive their college life and woo girls... let's not even talk about that. Just surviving. Yeah. - a BTS & Stray Kids desi crackfic - BTS: Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook - Stray Kids: Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix...
