Recap (because author ne ise update nahi kari kuchh zamaano se... sorri): Tae aur Hyunjin besharmo ki tarah apni bezati karwa kar reject hokar aaye; Felix lakdi par dent maarne k chakkar main apna paer todkar aaya aur Jimin, the laut kar buddhu ghar ko aaye; and Jisung and Jungkook ka pradarshan at being blasphemous for Munni (no Jungkook was harmed in the making of this).
Aao, aage padho.
"Kaise se ho tum log, yaar? Ek club join nahi hota tumse?" Chan scolded hamare 6 prakaar k praani, jo muh latka kar kahde hue the senior wing main.
"Bhaiya, gaye toh the club join karne," Jimin spoke up, "Hamara lalla Felix abhi plaster laga kar ghoom raha hai. Haath-pair tod kar kaise jeeyenge?"
"Sirf lakdi ko maarna tha bey," Seokjin said, "Kisne kaha tha puri akal ka zor uspe laga dalo?"
"In my defense," Jungkook began, "Jisung ne Taeyong ki bhains k saath sambhog karne waali baatein kari. Ab kaise rehte waha hum?"
Minho choked on his Frooti, "HAIN? TU BHAINS-SEXUAL HAI?"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Seokjin has has k lot pot.
"Nahi bhaiya!" Jisung shrieked, "Tatti thi udhar! Wahi pe mar jata, phir mere lalle Felix ko kaun sambhalta?"
"CHAL BEY CHAMAN CHAMAAR!" Hyunjin phir tapak padha, "WOH MERA LALLA! AUR BHAIYA, TAEHYUNG AUR MAI TOH WAHA GAYE THE AUDITION DENE! ZOOM-IN NE MOTHER SISTER KARDI HAMARI!"
"Zoom-in?" Yoongi puchhta.
"Xiumin," Taehyung sighed.
"Offo," Chan facepalmed, "Tum ek kaam karo na? Apna hi club bana lo. Apne jaise shoorveer gadhon ko usme daalo aur shuru karo."
The six looked at each other.
"Inn logon k saath main kaise bhaiya-" Jungkook couldn't even protest when Taehyung slung an arm around his shoulder, bolte hue, "Tu hamare club ka leader!"
"HAWW, AB YEH KUMAR JUNGKOOK K SAATH BHI FLIRT KAREGA?" Felix k tote udd gaye.
"ABBEY OH!" Taehyung mudkar bolta, "BAKRE KO HALAAL HONE SE PEHLE THUSWA RAHA HU!"
"...Club ka naam batao," Minho couldn't take their nonsense anymore.
"Hmm..." Everyone thought. And then came the most unique name ever in the history of unique names, by Felix:
"Friends."
"Isko toh maar bhi nahi sakte, paer toota hua hai iska," Taehyung sighed.
"Kumar Jungoo, tum batao na!" Seokjin asked him, "After all, tum leader ho inki toli k."
"Mai rakhunga naam ab," Jungkook bolta, "Iss club ka naam Agneepath."
Sab do minute khade rahe, sochte hue k aage bolega 'mazak kar raha tha bey', but the 'mazak' never came.
"Tu sahi main serious hai?" Yoongi puchhta, genuinely concerned.
"Aur nahi toh," Jungkook bolta, "Iss club main hum har student ki agni pariksha lenge — by taking surprise tests and practicals. Jo fail hua, woh koyle par nange paun chalega."
"Yeh dekho maut ka nanga naach," Hyunjin gasped, "Tu akal se paidal hai kya?"
"Bhai ise bolo Hitler ko bhi team me lele, sirf wohi itna kameena tha," Jimin bolta.
"We'll give you time, tum decide karke batao," Chan ne haath jodkar sabko bhaga diya.
As the six freshers left the senior wing, Felix langda kar chalta, "Mummy ki yaad aa rahi hai."
"Your mum. Hehehehehe," Jisung hi ho sakta hai yeh bakwas karne wala.
"Ab kya kare?" Taehyung puchhta.
"Poster lagwate hain," Hyunjin bolta.
"Kis cheez ka?" Jungkook puchhta.
"Itna maine soch liya hai, aage tum soch lo."
"Idea!" Jisung kehta.
"Bhai mere, har idea aane par 'idea!' chillane ki zaroorat nahi hoti," Taehyung spoke.
"Suno toh!!"
"Sunao toh?"
"Agar hum banaye ek club jisme sirf world class cheaters ho, toh?" Jisung spoke.
"Isko phirse Happy New Year banane ki chul machi hai," Jimin cried.
"Abbey oh!" Jisung kehta, "I mean exam main cheat karne wale launde. Mil kar mandli banayenge, exam main top maarenge."
Everyone agreed to it... except Felix and Jungkook.
Felix rota, "Mummy ko pata chala na toh mujhe ghar se bahar nikal dengi!"
"Tu waise bhi unke ghar nahi ruka hua hai," Hyunjin said.
Aur Kumar Jungoo kehte, "Itni lajja se behtar main kamra badalwalu."
"Chup kar, lajja ka rakshak," Taehyung bolta, "Chup chap club main aaja warna sab professors ko bata dunga k tu black magic karta hai roz."
"But I don't do that?"
"Agarbatti se aur kya karte hain?"
Jungkook wanted to cry.
(a/n: aadha chapter 1 mahine pehle likha tha, bhool gayi kya karne wali thi lol yeh raha mazak
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Fanfiction[desi crackfic] In which six friends try to survive their college life and woo girls... let's not even talk about that. Just surviving. Yeah. - a BTS & Stray Kids desi crackfic - BTS: Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook - Stray Kids: Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix...
