Silence. One could hear the crickets screeching, when the freshers of the course were lined up in front of their seniors. Wahi chaar seniors -- Chan, Minho, Seokjin, aur Yoongi.
"Ab tum aa toh gaye ho iss college main..." Seokjin dramatically ghoomta sab darre hue freshers k aas paas, "Khush toh bohot hoge tum, HAIN?"
"Waah, kya acting kar raha hai," Jisung clapped, unintentionally recreating that one scene from Om Shanti Om; wahi 'yanna rascala, mind it' wala. Spelling bhi bhool gayi mai.
"Taali bajana band kar bey, tumhare bhale k liye aaye hain hum yaha pe," Minho intervened.
"Yaha par jahapana tussi great ho wala scene toh nahi hone wala na?" Hyunjin spoke up.
"No, bro! I ain't an ass-man," Chan suddenly started about his sexual fantasies, "I like it when my girl calls me da-"
Jungkook didn't let him complete and gasped, "Damini ka naam mat lena, bhaiya! Mujhse ek hi ladki prasann hui thi!"
Taehyung and Hyunjin gasped, and Jimin spoke in wonder, "Tujhse bhi bandi patayi jaati hai? Kaun thi woh?"
"Pados ki kaam wali. Unhe hum Damini-bai kehte the," Jungkook aur uski kathayein.
"Arrey re! Why would I like it when my girl would call me Damini?" Chan bechara pareshaan hi ho gaya.
"Baat toh pate ki hai," Felix remarked.
"Achha, ab suno," Yoongi kehta, "Tumhe kuchh banna hai?"
"Haan! Mereko Alia Bhatt ka pati banna hai," Felix spoke.
"Bhai, uski shaadi ho gayi," Jimin spoke, and Felix k tote udd gaye. Bechara stress ka shikaar ho gaya, ab use trauma hai.
"Kya yaar! Ranbir Kapoor main kya dikh gaya use!" Jisung groaned.
"Um, shakal aur akal, dono? Jo tujhme nahi hai?" Hyunjin bhi mauka nahi chhodta.
Jisung ko aag lag gayi, "Achha, metro pillar ki harami aulaad! Tujhme hai akal?"
"Shakal toh hai na," Hyunjin flipped his hair.
"Shakal bech kar roti khaayega kya?"
"Mai bohot bada aadmi banunga! Aur tu 10 saal baad jis khokhe par apni cholle bhature ki dukaan lagayega na, uske side main mere poster lage honge!" Hyunjin cheekhta.
"Haan, aur uss poster par likha hoga 'Dhyaan se dekhiye iss chehre ko, kahi yeh aapka kutta na chura le'!"
"Kkami hai mere paas!"
"Kis cheez ki kami hai?" Jisung didn't understand the assignment.
"KKAMI! MERA KUTTA! KKAMI!"
Meanwhile, sab freshers aur seniors milkar inka free ka drama dekh rahe the. Minho toh popcorn bhi le aaya tha.
"Yaar, haramzado," Taehyung came in between to separate them, "Agli baar se paisa maangna iss free k drame k liye! Kuchh kama bhi loge!"
"Drama kyu roka bey? Chalne de na!" Seokjin chane chabata. Ghodapanti toh karni hi hoti hai.
"Chhote ghode ho kya?!" Felix had to quote it. He definitely understood the assignment.
"GHODA KISKO BOLA BEY?" Seokjin yelled. Stress k shikaar Felix ne jaldbazi main Jisung k taraf dekha, and Jisung gasped. Hyunjin haste haste deewar se takrakar gir padha.
Baaki freshers murmur karte, things like:
"Yeh log toh pitenge." "Mereko laga nahi tha k aaj maut hogi kisiki." "Yeh ghoda bada sundar hai waise- am i gay?"
"CHUP!" Yoongi slammed his hand on the wall beside him, and sab shaant. Bas ek obnoxious si hasi aa rahi thi Hyunjin se.
"Yeh toh bhaavuk ho gaya," Jungkook commented.
"Oh, chikni chameli," Minho bolta, "Has mat!"
"Yeh paua chadha kar aaya hai pakka," Jimin spoke, and Taehyung looked at him khushi se, kehta, "BROOO! COMIC TIMING TOH DEKHO!"
They did a bro hug. Surprising, I know.
"Ab suno," Chan rubbed his hands as if gutka khaane wala tha, "Iss college ka asli hissa tum tab hi ban sakte ho jab tum kya karoge?"
"Building k shochalaye main shoch?" Jungkook bolta.
"Nahi- kaha se aaya hai yeh?" Seokjin cried.
Kumar Jungkook mode was activated, "Zila Dholakpur, bhaiya."
"Dholakpur?" Minho laughed, and then pointed at Hyunjin and Jisung, "Toh woh Dholu Bholu bhi tere saath aaye kya?"
Jungkook looked at them, grimaced, and spoke, "Nahi, bhaisahab. Inke toh haste-haste hi raste kat jayenge."
"FUCKING LISTEN!" Yoongi ki patience khatam ho rahi thi, "SUNO AB, KAAN KHOL KAR. Tum iss college ka asli part tab hi ban paoge jab tumhe koi jaanega. Aur woh kaise hoga? COLLEGE K SOCIETIES AND CLUB JOINN KARKE!"
Sab freshers taali bajate.
"Taali mat bajao, choozon. Jao, dhoondo apne liye koi society!" Minho dismissed everyone, and sab scatter ho gaye.
Aur aise shuru hua unki izzat banane ka mauka. Spoiler warning nahi milegi, agle chapter ka wait karo. Namaste.
(a/n: okAYYYYY SO THIS WILL BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!
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Fanfiction[desi crackfic] In which six friends try to survive their college life and woo girls... let's not even talk about that. Just surviving. Yeah. - a BTS & Stray Kids desi crackfic - BTS: Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook - Stray Kids: Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix...
