when you cuss someone out

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Slenderman
You and slender were sitting in a tree not to high not to low. When some teenagers came over and made you fall out. You were fine but your hair wasn't. You snapped. "Hey! (Insert very strong language here)!!" You yelled at them while slender just stood on the sidelines thinking about how you even knew all this language in the first place being as innocent as you were. He later found out that you got it from Jeff's girlfriend.

Jeff the killer
You and jeff were walking around when a girl came up and started flirting with Jeff. "Hey cutie." One said. "Uh hi?" He said nervously. "You know my beds been feeling pretty cold wanna come with me and warm it up?" She said winking." You were thinking 'oh hell no!!!' But it came out as: "hey slut stop flirting with MY fucking boyfriend!!! I'm pretty sure you have plenty of fuckboys ya whore! So how bout you leave other peoples boyfriends alone you stupid ass bitch!" You yelled making the girl and Jeff look at you with scared faces. She bcakwd up and ran away. You looked at Jeff. "What?" You asked. "Nothing." He said and kept walking. "Ok." You said shrugging what just happened and kept walking.

BEN
You were on school. BEN was in your phone talking to you through your headphones. You were sent home the day before and your mom had told you to cuss out your teacher for getting in your business. So when the teacher walked in the room she said hello. "Ah (y/n) do you have word from your parents?" She asked. You stood up and walked to her with your phone in your pocket and BEN able to hear every word. "Yes I do. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin' what the fuck it is btich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat booty ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin' ass bich!" You yelled at her. The whole class looked shocked. Ben was speechless. "Bye bitch." You said walking home only to see ben sitting in front of the TV just staring. "I got suspended." You said walking to your room.
(I don't own this. Kenvin Hart does.)

Masky
You and Masky were in the bakery waiting for your cheesecakes when a girl came over and just sat herself on masky's lap. "Hey there. ;)" she said. That made you pretty mad. You went over, grabbed her and pulled her off of a shocked Masky. "Hey! What the fuck do you thing your doing!! This is my boyfriend!! Not yours! He choose me not you slutty whore ass!! So why don't you take this bit of advice and get the fuck away from him!!" You yelled drawing more attention than you wanted making you blush at what you had said. "Tch fine I didn't want him anyway." She scoffed walking away. "That was surprising. I never thought you could do let alone say something like that." Masky said patting you on the head. "Really?" You said. "Yeah and let's celebrate with these cheesecakes!" He said grabbing the cheesecakes and bringing you home so you could devour them.

Hoodie
You and hoodie were taking a walk and he had his hood down so his face was fully visible making you happy. When these girls walked up and started making fun of him calling his face ugly, nasty, and a piece of shit. He had put his hood up and completely covered his face. That last comment pushed you off a mad level that is rarely expressed. "Listen hoe, listen bitch, my boyfriend is cute as shit. Y'all are thot's he's super hot. Better leave right now." You said making the girls give you a dirty look and walk away. "Now that they are taken care of take it off." You said. "N-no." He said. "Why not?" "B-b-because w-what t-they s-said is t-true." He said. "Aw my poor baby! Those girls were just jealous. You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life." You said taking his hood off. He blushed a bit and held your hand. "Y-your a g-good g-girlfriend." He said. "Thank you." You said as you both continued your walk.

Toby
You and toby were casually devouring a stack of waffles when you heard snickers. "That's disgusting. Didn't your parents ever teach you to eat?" Some adults said. You honestly weren't the kind of person to insult so you dealt with them. "Why do you fucking care how the fuck I eat? You aren't me, and I'm not you. So stay in your fucking business and I'll stay in mine." You said then went back to eating. "Where'd *tic* learn that kind of *tic* language?" He asked. "Friend of mine." You shrugged and kept eating.

Darkness
You and darkness were watching TV when one of the characters did something stupid. "Shit! You little dumb ass!" You yelled at the screen. "(Y/n)?" He asked. "What? Oh my bad." You say. Later on all the characters were lines up for some reason and it was panning across the screen. "Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Your cool. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh fuck you to." You said. "Maybe we shouldn't watch this one anymore." He said reaching for the remote. "No this is my favorite show." You said focusing on the screen. "Alright then." He said leaning back and allowing you to cuss out the TV whenever to you needed to.

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