Stray Kids Groupchat [COMPLETED]

#66

*Chan added: Felix, Seungmin, and Jisung to the groupchat*

*Chan named the groupchat: be normal pls*

Chan:
Ok listen up hoes

Jisung:
Eye-eye captain

Felix:
I cAnT hEaR yOuUUuU

Jisung:
Eye eye captainnn

Felix:
I can't hear uuuuuu

Seungmin:
EYE EYE MF CAPTAIN BITCH

Chan:
Ok piles of shit are u ready yet

Jisung:
eYe eYE cApTaiN

Chan:
One more time and I'll shut ur face with Felix's minecraft duct tape

Felix:
gAsPs
U CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME AGAIN
LAST TIME U USED OVER HALF THE ROLL TRYING TO SHUT HYUNJINS MOUTH

Chan:
Well if ur gonna shut the hell up maybe u won't lose ur duct tape

Felix:
Eye eye captain

Seungmin:
🙄
Why are we here?

Chan:
Right
So take a look at who's in the gc and maybe u can figure it out

Jisung:
...
Us

Seungmin:
wOW gReaT aCcOmPLiShmEnT jiSuNg I wOuLdVe nEvEr kNowN

Jisung:
😒

Chan:
If u haven't gotten it already lemme make it easier for u
Changlix

Jisung:
Oh-
So we talking abt who we fancy I see 😏

Felix:
FANCY
YOUUU~~~

Seungmin:
Ok... so minsung changlix and woochan(?)
It's pretty obvious so why did u text us

Chan:
Well if we r gonna debut as a group, we kinda need to settle things straight right
We can't just have kids sulking everywhere cuz "cHanGbiN diDnT nOtiCe mY tEe sHiRt toDaY"

Felix:
That was ONE timeee

Seungmin:
Yeah and if u kill only one person u still go to jail so I don't see the point ur making

Jisung:
gAsPs
THATS WHY U KILL TWO

Chan:
I-
no

Felix:
SEUNGMINS ANNOYING ME
HES IN MY ROOM TRYNA TICKLE ME
HALP

Seungmin:
He's tryna get me framed

Felix:
I GOT HIM OUTTA THE ROOM
MIN IF U DONT STOP IMMA TELL EVERYBODY

Chan:
Hold up woojins texting me

Jisung:
;)

Seungmin:
IM NOT EVEN AT THE DORMS
IM AT THE PRACTICE ROOM HES FRAMING ME

Felix:
SEUNGMIN STOP TRYNA GET IN MY ROOM

Seungmin:
iM nOt?!?!

Jisung:
Chan if u read this later seungmins legitimately in the practice room with me rn
But this is funny so I'll let it go

Felix:
IMMA SAY IT

Seungmin:
nO

Felix:
SEUNGMIN LIKES JEONGIN
BUT HE ALSO LIKES HYUNJIN AND WONT ADMIT IT

Seungmin:
I DO NOT

*Chan added Hyunjin to the grouochat*

Chan:
Y'all Woojin told me to add him

*Seungmin kicked Hyunjin out of the groupchat*

Seungmin:
U COULDVE TOLD US FIRST U OLD HAG

Chan:
Why what's the problem? It'll just be the 2000 line plus me

Jisung:
Read the stuff above...

Chan:
Oh

*Felix and Seungmin deleted 2 messages*

Felix:
Ok

*Chan added Hyunjin to the groupchat*

Hyunjin:
Why was I kicked out?!?

Chan:
They were momentarily fighting
So we cleaned it up a bit

Jisung:
SEUNGMIN AND FELIX WERE FIGHTING BC SEUNGMIN LIKES U BUT DOESNT WANT TO ADMIT IT

Hyunjin:
Hahaha
Ji ur really funny
Seungmin doesn't like me right?

Seungmin:
Yeah... of course
Mmhm
No doubt
Nope
I do not

Hyunjin:
See?
He's given multiple answers saying no

Felix:
That's not how it works-

Hyunjin:
Seungmin doesn't like me and neither does Jeongin
Cuz Jeongin likes Seungmin!

Jisung:
Didn't Hyunjin call Jeongin innie and Seungmin minnie before?

Hyunjin:
Well they both like each other so they should use nicknames for themselves

Felix:
Bitch just go in there and become their boyfriends too

Hyunjin:
I,,, can't?!?
They're not even dating?

Seungmin:
I mean only if u want to be
Hahaha jkjk,,, unless....

Hyunjin:
Lol yeah we totally should!
I'm joking 😂
Unless...

Seungmin:
Unless...

*Felix added Jeongin to the groupchat*

Jeongin:
Unless....
Idk what I'm doing Felix hyung told me to say that

Chan:
Hold up why does Jeongin say hyung but none of y'all say it to me

Jisung:
🤷‍♂️
Go figure
Also
Why that meme

Jeongin:
What meme?
Oh
Wait so...
We dating or nah?

Felix:
Well damn bby is straight forward
Or am I not allowed to say bby cuz u guys are his now 😏

Seungmin:
I don't really want to necessarily date yet if u know what I mean

Hyunjin:
Well... what do u want to do?

Seungmin:
Idk
Like give cuddles and kisses
And baby them
And hangout with them
And buy couple shirts
And
Oh wait

Felix:
...
good job

Jisung:
Yay! We got one triple out of the way
So let's discuss

Chan:
???

Jisung:
Woochan

*Chan kicked Jisung out of the groupchat*

Chan:
Man I've always wanted to do that

Felix:
What? Date Woojin?

*Chan kicked Felix out of the groupchat*

Chan:
That too