𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗱, hp social media

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GROUP CHAT

the superiors

pansy: guys—

draco added harrystylesismyhusband to the chat

pansy: who the fuck is that

harrystylesismyhusband: who the fuck are you?

blaise: y/n?

harrystylesismyhusband: bLaIsE?

blaise: y/n?

draco: y/n?

harrystylesismyhusband: ew

harrystylesismyhusband changed draco's name to
poundland barbie

harrystylesismyhusband changed pansy's name to
pug woof

harrystylesismyhusband: why am i here,
peasants?

pug wood: how dare you talk to me like that? wait until—

harrystylesismyhusband: boring, next.

pug woof: 🤬 draco, do something!

harrystylesismyhusband: lol what's he gonna do? Tell his off brand barbie of a father. lol ok.
🎶thank you next 🎶

harrystylesismyhusband: oo gotta love ariana grande. yuh. 🎶ain't got no tears
left to cry🎶

pug woof: i think she's gone mental..

harrystylesismyhusband: stfu ❤️you call yourself the 'superiors'

badmangoyle: and? got a problem?

harrystylesismyhusband: LOL

badmancrabbe: what's  a lol 

harrystylesismyhusband: you have matching usernames. how cute. anyways blaise and myself should be the only one in this gc because it's called 'superiors' and as far as i'm concerned, that's what me and blaise are, not you

poundland ferret: how dare you come into our groupchat and talk to us like that.

harrystylesismyhusband: you added me.. um chille anyways so.

pug woof: LEAVE

harrystylesismyhusband: i can smell your breath through the screen

pug woof: LEAVE

harrystylesismyhusband: lol ok 🖕👋

harrystylesismyhusband has left the chat.

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potty: why does Umbridge look like she's gonna kill a bitch?

harrystylesismyhusband: haroldine! i missed you soooooo much!

potty: i literally seen you five minutes ago.

harrystylesismyhusband: oh. that's where you were supposed to say 'i missed you too, y/n'

ronisarobloxgod: dramatic and for what?

harrystylesismyhusband: do you actually want to fight me ronald, i won't hesitate to go chav mode on you.

ronisarobloxgod: chav, what the fuck is a chav— tf? no..

harrystylesismyhusband: exactly

herman: well i mean, she is sirius black kid. of course she's gonna be dramatic.

harrystylesismyhusband: 🖕

harrystylesismyhusband has left the chat
potty had added harrystylesismyhusband to the chat

harrystylesismyhusband: go away

potty: dramatic

harrystylesismyhusband: oh, says the one who had a melt down when he couldn't find his unicorn teddy.

potty: i was five— i did not have a unicorn teddy

harrystylesismyhusband: don't hit me with the i WaS fIvE card and yes you did

ronisarobloxgod: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING 🍿🍵

herman: LISTEN, UMBRIDGE IS TALKING

y/n looked up from her phone and looked up at the teachers table just in time to see umbridge take off her pink hat she was wearing. the students gasped and laughed at the sight.

umbridge was completely bold. she held her hat by her side and she looked across the gryffindor table with a furious look in her eyes, but the sickly sweet smile on her face was different.

"when i find out who did this, they will be in very much trouble." she announced, putting the hat back on her head.

but the look in her eyes told y/n that she knew exactly who did that.

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