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REAL LIFE

WAP by Cardi B was blaring out of y/n's speakers. She was jumping up and down on the bed as if it was a bouncy castle. Hermione had her head in her pillow, trying to block out y/n.

The other girls that they share a dorm with, had left saying that they couldn't deal with y/n today.

"Come on, Herman." Y/n tried to pull up Hermione from the bed, but she pulled herself out from y/n's grasp.

"No, i'm trying to read." hermione said, she was surprised that y/n could hear her from how loud the music was.

"THATS SOME WET ASS PU—"

"MISS BLACK."

y/n shrieked and scrambled to her stereo to stop the music. She looked up, moving her hair out of her face to see Professor McGonagall and Dumbledore standing there.

"Half of the school can hear that music— never in my life—" McGonagall tutted to herself, shaking her head.

"But it's a great song, Minnie. You should listen to it." y/n said.

Dumbledore stood there thinking what that song was and who it was by so that he could listen to it later.

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GROUP CHAT

the superiors

poundland barbie added 'disgrace' to
the group chat

panty liner:
why did you add
her again?

b-b-blaise:
hey! don't be rude,
she's actually a good
friend if you get to know
her.

disgrace:
thank you blaise,
appreciate it!

disgrace:
why am i here?

poundland barbie:
i didn't mean to add you

disgrace:
right...

b-b-blaise:
anyway y/n, seeing
as you're the only person
i can tolerate, what are you
doing?

disgrace:
just coming back
from Dumbledores office.
He asked me to tell him what
song i was listening to
earlier, so i told him.

poundland barbie:
i'm surprised you're not
with Cedric or Seamus

disgrace:
and what do you
mean by that?

poundland barbie:
nothing, just surprised
because i caught you snogging
both of them in the same week

panty liner:
lol, whore.

disgrace:
do i give a fuck?

b-b-blaise:
no, not one

disgrace:
how many fucks do
i give?

dumbledaddy:
zero

disgrace:
I- tf. uh exactly so
therefor your comment
is...

greasy snape:
irrelevant 😒

b-b-blaise:
CUT THE CAMERAS
WTF

disgrace:
and anyway, Pansy.
if your gonna call me
a whore, make sure you put
harry potter infront of it.

disgrace:
harry styles* fuck

panty liner:
bitch

disgrace:
corvette corvette 🚗

panty liner:
what?

disgrace:
merlin! get with the
trends you old hag.
i bet snape even knows
that song.

disgrace:
um anyway i don't
want to be in this gc
any longer.
BYE BLAISE

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