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rice, rice baby
why does henderson never
talk in here?

jadon
i just checked
and he isn't event in the groupchat
....
did you forget to add him?

imposter aka talia
and you only just realised😭

rice, rice baby
sssssshhhhh
i'll add him now

rice, rice baby added ivy

rice, rice baby
oh nuggets

chilly
that sure is a cute name you
have for jordan

rice, rice baby
i'm walking
and eating a donut
and i clicked the wrong person

money mase
is that ivy as in the ivy you
went on a couple dates with
for publicity like two years ago?

roadman eminem
imagine getting set up on a date
for publicity, you rock up and it's
fucking declan who blabbers
on at you for hours about random
shit😭😭

rashford
i'd fucking run away

jadon
so i found her instagram

rice, rice baby
how tf did you do that?

jadon
i just went in your following
and searched ivy.
anyways, beside the point.
people must have known that was
a publicity stunt😭
the girl is a model and literally
gorgeous

rice, rice baby
well that's offensive  
she might be gorgeous but
i have the personality

ivy
what are you saying about
me rice? 
rather have my personality
than that shit trim you had xx

imposter aka talia
omg can we keep her?
i love her

rice, rice baby
talia?
you are meant to stick
up for me

chilly
i agree
can we keep her?
mum i want this one☝️

imposter aka talia
you do realise that emoji is pointing
at declan and not ivy?

chilly
whoops

the REAL white boy of the month added 'henderson'

the REAL white boy of the month
don't trust declan to add people to this
chat anymore.
unless it results in another hot female
being added

rice, rice baby
should i give it another bash?
see if i can do it again?

chilly added kai havertz

imposter aka talia
omg
everyone act normal

money mase
do i actually not exist?
i am sat right next to you?

imposter aka talia
hey kai!

money mase
oh my days

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