imposter aka talia terrible i spent this afternoon at the hospital
money mase WHAT WHY? and you didn't think to tell me?
jesse lingard OR ANY OF US?
rashford hello? is no one going to ask WHY she is there?
ivy she has a secret admirer
imposter aka talia they left a big hamper thing at my door this morning and there was this chocolate cake brownie thing and i love chocolate brownie cake stuff so i ate it but i didn't know it had apple in it
jadon okay so? what is bad about apple?
imposter aka talia nothing unless you are me who is deadly allergic to it
rice, rice baby oh that's bad that is not very good
money mase oh fuck
john pebbles are you good now?
imposter aka talia i should be
bukayo get well soon talia!
bellingham baby yeah hope you are all good
the REAL white boy of the month that sucks get well soon
roadman eminem ^
jesse lingard i'll bring you chocolate with NO apple in it
rashford i will go with him
raheem where is everyone else?
kalon i'm out for lunch with ivy
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imposter aka talia she's so pretty stop i was meant to join but apples were out to get me
chilly oh hello
john pebbles looking hot tbf or cute or whatever
rice, rice baby stonesy mate she isn't going to shag you
kalon uh anyways
imposter aka talia wow those noodles look great! where are they from?
kalon crazy that your nipples are older than your teeth right?
kai havertz kalon are you okay?
raheem ..... right for once it isn't deccers or grealish saying shit like that
rice, rice baby that is a thought tbf
the REAL white boy of the month WAIT THATS SO TRUE OHMYGOD
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mase OH MY GOD I NEArl5Y KILLWD HER I NEARLY KILLED TALIA WHAT THE FUCK
deccers HOW DID WE NOT KNOW SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO APPLES
mase I CANT BREATHE AM I DYING? I NESRLT KILLED HER HOW IS SHE EVER GOING TO DATE ME AAAAAHHHHHH I NEARLY KILLED TALIA
deccers YOU DID YOU NEARLY KILLED TALIA
_________ authors note: chaos in the groupchat today
