T W E N T Y - F O U R

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england national handball team

chilly

money mase nahhhh😭😭

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money mase
nahhhh😭😭

kai havertz
timo isn't even here to
defend himself

pulisic added timo weener

rice, rice baby
WEENER?

timo weener
😆😁😃

ivy
now what the fuck are those
emojis?
who actually uses them?

kalon
timo apparently

pulisic
weener is actually a town
in germany!
it's also a word for a penis!

madders
....right

ivy changed 'madders' to 'dilf'

chilly
😐

imposter aka talia
......
right!
moving on

kai havertz
uh oh

the REAL white boy of the month
hello

jadon
hey look!
it is the guy from the team who beat
timo, kai, chilly and mason and all
the chelsea players who aren't here

bellingham
cant see this going well

money mase
right
i wasn't even playing man

imposter aka talia
ANYWAYS
LOOK AT THIS

imposter aka taliaANYWAYSLOOK AT THIS

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guys?
why is no one
replying?

timo weener
is that your cat?

ivy
you what?
do they not have cats in germany
or something?

lingard
broooo
ta bear
how did you get your cat to
pose like that?!

timo weener
we have cats!
but the legs are normally
smaller
guess british cats have longer
legs!

ivy
i cant tell if this is a joke

kai havertz
it unfortunately is not

the REAL white boy of the month
BABY WORSHIP MY HIPS AND WAIST

money mase
nah mate
i'm good

chilly
thanks for the offer!
be round in 10 x

kai havertz
was that message meant for jack
or did you mean to send that to
ivy?

ivy
kai babe
i love you
but
🤏 thin ice

the REAL white boy of the month
LET ME BE YOUR WOMAN👐🏻
WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN

imposter aka talia
thanks for that performance!

harry 1 left

rice, rice baby
I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS
MAGUIRE?
oh wait
he left so he can't see that

ivy
jacks performance pushed him
over the edge



AUTHORS NOTE: literally the most pointless chapter ever but it's a filler and i wanted everyone to know i am still here hahaha everyone kept commenting about wanting a new chapter🥲

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