i stare at the 10 ft tall tree as me and my family decorate it. t's so big i think it's bigger then cjs member.
speaking of cj, after hitting his head a little hard on the bed frame the other night, he hasn't been the same. he has sat in the same spot for five days and hasn't moved. we still make love everyday tho.
he might be dead.
"mommy y/n mommy y/n" i turn and see my 4 kids running towards me.
bacon, lettuce and tomato are twins but there's three of them so like trins
the youngest is huggyloveybigoldbuggy WHO IS MY FAVORITE CHILD. it's 2 months and looks like this
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(a/n GUYS THATS A BABY PIC OF ME ARENT I SO CUTE OMGGGGGG)
"w-w-w-what d-do y-y-y-y-you w-w-w-want u-uggly k-k-k-k-kids!" i scream at the trins
"star!" huggyloveybigoldbuggy says even though it is 2 months old and can barely lift up its head
i giggle and watch as my favorite child puts the star on the tree
WOMDERFUL!!!
"i got you a gift mommy y/n" one of my ugly kids says.
i open it and see a handmade ornament. it's actually really well made but it's from my least favorite kid so i throw up on it
"y-y-yuck!" i yell and i throw it and shatter it. my kid starts crying.
it's a beautiful chrishmosh !!!!!!
a/n: thanks for reading my special chrishmosh chapter just in time for the holidays. it's based off my real christmas with my kids so don't bully! if you want to know what happened to my real hubby and the irl cj just let me know and i'll tell it!!!
