Sairat : Kahani do pyaar karne waalo ki

Sonali hates Sai

Chavan Niwas mein
Dinning Table
Sab dinning table pe bethe the
Usha Mausi : Aaj ka saara khaana Sai ne khud banaya hai
Virat : Mene kabhi Sai ke hath ki khaana khaya nahi aaj khaunga .
Sai : Mein serve karti hun aap beth jao mausi
Usha Mausi : Nahi nahi tum betho me deti hun
Sai : Please please aap betho na
Virat : Beth jao na mausi
Sai ( Virat ke kaano me ): Uncle mere hath ka khana khayenge ?
Virat : Pata nahi khud de ke dekh lo
Sai Ninand ko dekhti hai
Ninand : Kya hua tum serve karogi na toh karo
Sai : Aap khayenge
Ninand : Toh kya bhukha rahunga
Sai khush ho jati hai
Sai : Nahi nahi mein abhi deti hun
Sai sab ko khaana serve karti hai . Fir aake apne chair me bethti hai . Virat Sai ko dekh raha tha. Sai Virat ko dekhti hai aur isaro me 'kya hua' puchti hai . Virat naa me sir hilake apna khana khata hai .
Virat ( sochta hai ): Tumhare chehere se saaf pata chal raha hai ki yeh smile tumhare muh me jhoota hai . Tum bas khush hone ka natak kar rahi ho .

Kuch wakt baad
Chavan Niwas me
Sada : Kya hua sab thik hai na tune mujhe achanak kyu bulaya
Virat : Sab thik kab hua
Sada : Fir kuch hua hai kya
Virat : Hn woh kal Sai apne ghar gayi thi ( Sai ne waha kya dekha Virat Sada ko keheta hai ) Kal woh din bhar roti rahi lekin aab ase dikha rahi hai jesse kuch hua hi nahi tha .
Sada : Mene toh socha bhi nahi tha ki aunty assa bhi kar sakti hai lekin aab tu kya karega .
Virat : Mujhe aunty se milna hai
Sada : Kya ... Tujhe pata hai ki aunty tujhse kabhi nahi milegi
Virat : Lekin me milunga isiliye mene tujhe bulaya hai .... Tu chalega na
Sada : Kabhi mana kiya hai ... Chal

Kuch der baad
Sai ke ghar me door bell bajta hai .
Sab hall me hi bethe the .
Devi : Me kholti hun
Sonali : Nahi me kholungi
Sonali darwaza kholti hai aur bahar Virat khada tha
Sonali : Kyu aaye ho
Virat : Kuch lene aaya tha
Sonali : aab kya chahiye tumhe sab toh le liya tumne ....
Virat : Asse bahar se hi baat karenge kya saasu maa
Sonali : Mujhe saasu maa mat bulana
Virat : Ok mummy ji
Sonali : Mummy ji bhi mat bulao
Virat : Thik hai mumma
Sonali : 😤Kuch mat bulayo
Virat : Ok kuch mat ji andar toh anne dijiye
Sonali : kis hak se andar ayoge
Virat : After all apke ghar ka damad hun
Sonali : Tum yaha ke kuch nahi lagte ho
Virat : Ek jhoot ko lakho baar bolne se bow sach thodi na ho jayega
Sonali : Apna bakwas band karo aur chale jao yahan se
Virat : Aab aaya hun toh ase toh nahi jaunga . Andar toh aunga
Sonali : Mein tumhe andar aane nahi dungi
Virat : Fir mein jabardasti ghush jaunga
Aur Virat jabardasti ghar ke andar gush jaata hai
Sonali : Areee !
Virat hall me aata hai . Sonali bhi uske piche aati hai . Virat ko dekh kar Omkar aur Devi khade ho jaate hai . Virat jake sofa ke upar beth jata hai

Virat : Bethiye papa ji apko khade rehenki koi jarurat nahi hai
Omkar : Hmm
Omkar beth jate hai . Sonali unhe dekhti hai . Sonali ko dekh kar Omkar phir khade ho jate hai .
Virat : Kaisi hai Dii
Devi : Thik hun .. Sai kaisi hai
Sonali Devi ko dekhti hai toh Devi chup ho jati hai .
Virat : Sai bhi bilkul thik hai
Omkar : Kyu aaye ho yahan
Virat : Kuch kaam se aaya hun yaha
Omkar : Kaisa kaam
Virat yaha waha dekhne lagta hai . Fir uski nazar Sai ke photo me padta hai jispe phul malla lagaya gaya tha . Virat us photo ke paas jata hai . Us photo se phulmalla nikal ke niche phek deta hai aur us photo ko diwar se utar deta hai aur photo leke baki sab ke paas aata hai .
Virat : Yeh lene aaya tha . Meri biwi ke photo ke sath koi asa kare yeh me nahi dekh sakta bas isiliye aaya tha saasu maa aab mein chalta hun .

Itna kehekar Virat jaane lagta hai .
Sonali : Ruko
Virat ruk jaata hai aur peeche mudta hai
Sonali : Apni biwi ki ek photo kyu leke ja rahe ho saari ki saari photo le jao wese bhi me in sab ko phek ne ja rahi thi acha hua tum aa gaye baki photos bhi le jao

Virat kuch samaj nabi pata . Sonali sai ke saare photos nikalti hai . Aur Sai ke ek photo toh Virat ke aur fekti hai lekin Virat pakad leta hai

Virat : Apko phek na hai naa phekiye lekin me Sai ke ek bhi photo ko ek kharoch tak nahi aane dunga .

Sonali ek ek karke Sai ke sarre photo phekne lagti hai lekin Virat sab pakad leta hai lekin ek akhri photo Virat pakad nahi pata uske hath se chut jata hai . Woh niche girne hi waala tha ki Sada aake us photo ko pakad leta hai . Virat Sada ko dekhta hai. Sada Virat ko dekh kar smile karta hai . Sada us photo ko Virat ko deta hai .

Sada : Pata nahi aap sab ko Virat ke ankho mein Sai ke pyaar kyun nahi dikhta . Jo Sai ke photos ki itni care karta hai . Woh Sai ki itni care karta hoga . Jitna pyaar Virat Sai se karta hai woh koi aur apki beti se kabhi nahi kar payega . Chal Virat chal te hai yahanse . Tu jis kaam se aaya tha woh ho gaya na aab chalte hai

Virat : hmm
Virat Sai ke saare photo kon leke jaane lagata hai phir ruk jata hai
Virat : Laut ke yahan fir ayunga Saasu Maa lekin agli baar aap mujhe aur apni beti ko khud bulayoge
Itna kehekar Virat Sada ke sath Sai ke photos leke chala jata hai .

Dono Chavan Niwas pahanchte hai .
Dono aake sofa me bethte hai
Sai ( peeche se ): Kaha gaye the Virat me tab se dhund rahi hun tumhe
Virat khada ho jata hai aur Sai ke photos ko chupa leta hai
Sai : Kya chupa rahe ho
Virat : Kuch nahi
Sai : Nahi kuch chupa rahe ho
Sai woh photos delh leti hai
Sai : ghar gaye the
Virat : hmm
Sai : Meri saare photos mumma tumhe phek ne liye de diya hoga
Virat : Nahi Sai assa nahi hai lekin tumhe pata hai tumhare photos se mene phulmala hata diya tumne koi asse nahi kehe sakta
Sai : Diwar se toh mera phulmala hat gaya dil se kaise hatega
Virat : Hatega dil se bhi hatega
Sai Virat ase hi baat kar rahe the ki
Pakhi ( peeche se ): Congratulations 🎉
Sada Virat aur Sai sab peeche mudte hai .
Pakhi andar aati hai
Pakhi : Hii Viraaat ! Tumne mujhe bataya nahi ki tumne saadi kar li
Virat : Tumhe batana jaruri nahi laga
Pakhi : Opps Virat apne dost ko nahi bataoge.... chodo ( Sai ko dekhte hai ) Hii Sai wese na me thodi confused thi tumhe kya kahu Congratulations yaa Bad luck .... Tum apni saadi ki khusiyaan manaogi ya gum .....Suna tha saadi ke baad beti parai ho jati hai lekin lekin aaj toh yeh dekh rahi hun ki saadi ke baad beti maar jati hai .... Opps ! Bahut bura hua tumhare sath  . Mujhe tumhare liye dil se bura lag raha hai . Pata hi nahi chal raha kya wish karu

Virat : Kuch bhi wish karne ki jarurat nahi hai bas apna muh band rakho
Pakhi : Viraaat muh band karne nahi bolne ke liye hota hai
Sai waha se chali jati hai
Pakhi : Areee Sai bura laga kya 😏
Pakhi ( sochti hai ) : Tumne Virat se saadi toh kar liya lekin khush nahi reh payogi

Fir pakhi kuch dur se Ninand ko aate hue dekhti hai
Pakhi ( sochti hai ): Chalo thoda bomb blast karte hai
Pakhi : Hii Ninand uncle
Ninand : hmm
Pakhi : Apke bete ki saadi ho gayi aap party kab doge
Ninand kuch nahi bolte
Sada ( Virat ke kanno me ): Yeh jaan buuj ke uncle ko bhadka rahi hai
Virat : Jo karna hai karne de ise
Pakhi ( Sochti hai ): Count down starts three... Two....One..... Blast
Ninand : Kya kaha ... Party ..... Oh hn Party toh hogi me apne bete ki saadi dhum dhaam se nahi kar paaya lekin uski reception toh baaki hai woh toh dhum dhaam se karunga . By the way pehela invitation card toh tumhe hi dunga . Aur mein abhi party ka planning hi kar raha tha .... Aur Virat.... Tumhe aur Sai ko jin sab ko bulana hoga bula lena
Virat : Jii papa
Ninand ki baat sun kar Pakhi ki muh khuli ki khuli reh jaati hai
Sada ( Virat ke kaano me ): Yeh chamatkar kaise ho gaya ji
Virat : Kaal ho gaya
Sada : wese jo hua acha hua Aur pehela invitation card toh fixed hai fir 2nd wala mujhe de dena
Aur is baat dono hasne lagte hai
Pakhi ( sochti hai): Ye Sai ke paas kaisa jadoo hai sab ko apne taraf kar leti hai

Pakhi waha se chali jaati hai 

Virat : Wese papa aap sach bol rahe the ?
Ninand : Tumne mujhe kabhi mazak karte hue dekha hai kya ?
Virat : Nahi
Ninand : Toh fir .... Wese mene kal ka date final kiya tha .
Virat : Kaal..... Ok Mein Sai ko bata ke aata hun

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Virat : Papa ne hamari reception party kal ke liye plan kiya hai
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Devi : Sai ko dekh asa bilkul nahi lag raha ki use hamse bichad ne ka gham hai .