Sairat : Kahani do pyaar karne waalo ki

Misunderstanding !

Virat : Kya kar rahi thi
Sai : Mein kuch bhi karu
Virat : Tum kuch bhi nahi use hug kar rahi thi sabke samne Kya Chal Raha Hai Yeh Sab
Sai : Kya chal raha se tumhara kya matlab Dost hai mera
Virat: Dost! Sirf Dost ya kuch aur
Sai ( chilate hue) : Virattt !
Virat : Chilane se kya hoga . Batao tumne use hug nahi kiya tha
Sai : Hn kiya tha kyunki woh mera dost hai tumne kabhi apne dost ko hug nahi kiya hai
Virat : Acha toh esa kya baat kar rahi thi jiske baje se tumne use hug kiya tha .
Sai bolne ja rahi thi lekin ruk jati hai
Sai( sochti hai): Nahi agr mein ise Ashwini aunty ke baare me bolungi toh ueh parisaan ho jayega
Virat: Kya hua chup kyu ho gayi... Bolo ..... Bolo kuch ....
Sai : Kya bolu aab mein apne friend se kya baat kar rahi woh bhi tumhe detailsme bolu
Virat : Friend! Seriously!Agar wahi tumhara dost hai sab kuch hai toh tumne mujhse saadi kyu kiya tha
Sai : Hn toh mene khud apni maang nahi bhari thi tumne meri maang bhari.... kyu bhari
Virat : Galti thi meri
Sai : Galti! Mujhse Saadi karna tumhari galti thi . Kal tak jo saadi hamare pyaar ka pehechan tha aaj woh galti ho gayi ...Wese tum asa kyu bol rahe ho Kahin tumhe mujhse dur jane ki jaldi toh nahi hai Kahin tumhe koi aur toh nahi mil gayi
Virat : Saiii! Soch samaj kar baat karo
Sai : Kyu tum karte ho soch samaj ke baat . Tumhe pata hai Virat mujhe tumhari har ek adad pasand hai lekin yeh adat mujhe bilkul pasand nahi . Puri baat na jankar bhadak jaana tumhari adat hai jo mujhe bilkul pasand nahi. Adha sach puri jhoot se bhi jyada khatarnak hoti hai . Aur ese tum mere sath peheli baar behave nahi kar rahe ho pehele bhi kar chuki hai . Yaad hai jab Sada ne mujhe gale lagaya tha aur tumne mujhe galat samja tha ....

PAST : ( Sai thinking )
Virat : Tum us wakt Sada se gale nahi lag rahi thi. Mene aone ankho se tum dono ko gale lagte hue dekha hai

PRESENT
Sai: ...Tab tumhare ankho ne yeh jarurar dekha Ham gale lag rahe the lekin yeh nahi dekh paye ki kisne kise galle lagaya tha ....

PAST ( Virat thinking )
Sai :Tumne kaha tha ki tumhare ankho ne mujhe aur Sada ko lage lagte hue dekha lekin kya tumhare ankhe yeh nahi dekh payi ki me Sada se nahi Sada ne mujhe gale lagaya tha .

PRESENT
Sai : ....Aur aaj bhi tumhare ankhe wahi dhoka repeat kar rahi hai . Tumne yeh jarurat dekha ki mene Sada ko galle lagaya lekin yeh nahi dekh paya ki kyu lagaya . Tumne hamari baate sunni thi ham kya baat kar rahe the ... Nahi na toh tum mujh par kese ilzam laga sakte ho . Biwi hun tumhari (Sai ke ankho se ansu nikalte hai )Pyaar karti hun mein tumse khud se bhi jyada tumhe dhoka dene se pehele khud zeher khake maar jaungi . ( Sai apne anshu pochti hai ) Lekin tum yeh samjo ge . Tumne jo dekha wahi sach manoge .
Itna kehekar Sai waha se chali jati . Aur Virat chup chap use dekhta reh jata hai .

RAAT KE 10 BAJE
Sai gusse ke baje se Hall me hi soh gayi thi. Virat akela kamre me tha. Lekin use neend hi nahi aa raha thi. Woh bas baar Sai ke place ko dekhraha tha. . Virat uthakar Hall me jaata hai. Sai soh gayi thi. Virat uske paas jaata hai. Virat Sai ko apne waho me uthakar kamre mein lata hai . Use bed per sulatala hai .
Virat : Sorry mene kuch jyada hi bol diya . Mein ayinda tumse ase bartav nahi karunga ....
Virat bhi aab santi se soh jaata hai....

NEXT DAY
Sai ki ankh kholti hai toh woh bed pe hoti hai . Sai uthakar bethti hai
Sai (khudse): Mein toh kal Sofa per soh rahi thi bed pe kese ayi .
Fir Sai Virat toh dekhti hai aur muskurati hai .
Sai Virat thoda kareeb jaati hai .
Sai: Mujhe pata tumne hi laya hoga. Tum chahe mujhse kitna bhi gussa ho jayo pyaar toh tum bhi karte ho . Hn tum ase puri baat na jankar bhi bhadak jati ho phir bhi tun hi mere liye perfect ho. Lekin mein tumse gussa hun . Us din mene tumhe manaya tha ab tum manate raho . Lekin mein nahi manangi.ujhe manana asaan nahi.

Sai uthakar ja rahi ki Virat neend me Sai ki hath pakad leta hai . Sai peeche mudti hai
Virat ( neend me): Sorry!
Sai smile karti hai . Virat se apne hath chudakar fresh hone chali jati hai .

7 AM :-
Sai balcony me bethi thi . Fir koi use Chai ki plate deta hai . Sai upar dekhti hai toh Virat chai ki plate pakkad kar khada tha. Virat ko dekh kar Sai muh mod leti hai.
Virat: Mene tumhare liye zindigi me peheli baar chai banaya hai
Sai : Tumne banaya hai yaa Usha Mausi se le aye ho
Virat : Aree nahi mene khud banaya hai . Usha mausi se chai kese banti hai bhi nahi pucha
Sai : Achaa fir pehele tum mujhe chai kese banai iska recepie bolo
Virat : Kyu
Sai : Are tumne peheli baar banaya hai kya pata tumne chai me mirchi yaa haldi daal diya hoga toh
Virat : kyaa tumne lagta hai mujhe Chai banana nahi aata .
Sai : kaha aata hai.... Nahi baba mujhe nahi pini pehele tum piyo agar tumhe kuch nahi hoga fir jake mein peungi
Virat : 😤😤😤
Virat Sai ko dekhkar Chai peeta hai . Sai dyaan se Virat ko dekh rahi thi .
Virat : Dekh liya aab peogi
Sai : Jii
Sai chai piti hai aur chai sach mein achi bani hoti hai .
Sai : Tumne toh peheli baar chai banaya hai fir yeh itna achaa kese bana hai
Virat : Jab meri mom jinda thi na tab woh mujhe roz kitchen ke slaab me bethakar kaam karti thi aur jab bhi woh Chai banati thi toh mein roz dekhta tha ki woh kese banati thi isiliye mujhe bas pata hai kese Chai banti hai. Mom ke baad mene kabhi yeh sab nahi dekha nahi kiya .

Virat ke yeh sab bolte wakt uske ankho se anshu nikalte hai . Sai Virat ke ankho se ansu pochti hai .

Sai : Apni mom ki yaad arahi hai
Virat : Hamesha aati hai
Sai : Tumne kabhi in baare mein kaha nahi
Virat : Kya bolu aab toh is yaad anana ka adat ho gaya hai .
Sai Virat ki hath pakadti hai . Virat Sai ki hath ko dekhta hai fir Sai ko dekhta hai .
Sai : Tumhari mom tumhe kitchen me leke hi khana banati thi na toh chalo ham dono milkar aaj unki favorite food aalu paratha banate hai .
Virat : Tumhe kese pata chala ki meri mom ko kya pasnad hai .
( Sai ne galti se aalu paratha bol diya kyunki use pehele se hi pata tha li uski bua ko ky pasand hai . Kabhi Devi ne use kaha tha . )
Sai : Woo ! Tumhine kabhi kaha hoga
Virat : hmm kaha hoga
Sai : So lets go
Virat smile karta hai . Sai Virat ke hath pakad kar kitchen me le jati hai .

KITCHEN MEIN
Sai : Pehele upar se aate ka dabba nikalna hai ... Mein nikalti hun
Virat : Aree gir jayogi
Sai : Roz mein hi nikalti hun
Virat : Achaaaa
Sai : Ji
Virat : Toh nikalo
Sai stool rakh kar uspe aata ki debaa nikal rahi thi . Par Virat ne janbuj kar Sai ko khich leta hai . Sai gir hi rahi thi jo Virta use pakad leta hai . Aur  aate ke debee se sara aata un dono par gir jaata hai . Thodi der ke liye har jaga sarnata ho jata hai .
Sai : Yeh kya kiya tumne
Virat : mene kya kiya ... Tum toh ek aata ka debaa bhi nahi nikal payi
Sai : Achaa toh mujhe khicha kisne tha
Virat : Kisne
Sai : Tumne
Virat : Mene ... Kya bol rahi ho
Sai : Achaa abhi ruko
Sai aata lake sab Virat ke upar gira deti ho
Virat : Kya kar rahi ho
Sai : Hoo... Ab lag rahe ho na handsome
Virat : 😤Achaaaa
Sai hn me sir hilati hai ... Sai aata ki debaa uthane ja rahi thi ki Virat use apne aur khich leta hai . Virat Sai ko jor se pakad kar apne upar laga hua aata uspar laga deta hai .
Sai : Yeh kya kiya
Virat : Wahi jo tumne kiya
Sai aur Virat ek dusre ko dekhkar hasne lagte hai .

PRECAP
Sai : Virat tumhe kuch bolna tha
Virat : Bolo
Sai : Woh tumhari mom meri.....
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Mohit : Is pakhi ke dimaag me kuch toh khichdi pak rahi hai
Karishma: Pata karna padega
Sada : Kese