Sairat : Kahani do pyaar karne waalo ki

Pakhi spoils the party

Chavan Niwas
Sai niche aati hai . Devi uske paas aati hai
Devi : Kaha gayi thi
Sai : Nahi woh kuch kaam se kamre me gayi thi
Devi : Acha sun me chalti hun
Sai : Itni jaldi
Devi : Mumma kabhi bhi ghar aa sakti hai isiliye
Sai : Ok bye
Devi : Bye
Devi chali jati hai . Function continue hoti hai. Kuch der baad Pakhi ko ek call aata hai woh call attend karne ke liye woh ghar ke bahar jati hai . Kuch der baad baat karke jab woh laut rahi thi uski nazar Sonali aur Omkar par padti hai jo apne ghar laut rahe the .
Pakhi ( sochti hai ): Yeh toh Sai ke parents hai Sai ne toh invite nahi kiya . Acha hai is mauke ka faida toh uthana padega . Kya karu.... Idea .

Pakhi Sonali ke paas bhaag ke jati hai
Pakhi : Hii aunty
Sonali : me pahechani nahi Kon ho beta
Pakhi : Mein Sai ki friend hun Pakhi
Sonali : Ooo
Pakhi : Aap log bahar kya kar rahe hai . Apne aane me bahut der kar di aab chaliye andar nahi toh Function khatam ho jayega
Sonali : Kaisa Function
Pakhi : Sai aur Virat ki reception Function aap decoration nahi dekh rahi kya
Sonali : Koi bhi Function ho hame kya
Pakhi : Aap Sai ki mom ho na Sai ne apko invite nahi kiya Virat ne bhi nahi kiya.... Bahut bura hua ..... Aap andar chaliye
Omkar : Hame andar nahi jaana Chalo Sonali chalte hai
Sonali : ji
Pakhi ( sochti hai): Ase jaane nahi dungi.
Pakhi : Aap ek baar chaliye toh
Pakhi Sonali ki hath  pakad andar lati hai

Ghar ke andar
Virat niche aake Sai ke paas khada ho jata hai
Virat : Niche kyu aayi
Sai : Kyunki niche function chal rahi hai
Virat : Acha yeh Function ko chodo mere jawab kon dega
Sai : Kesa jawab
Virat : Anjan banne ka natak mat karo

Tabhi Pakhi Sonali aur Omkar ko leke ghar ke andar aa jati hai . Sai bhi Sonali ko delh leti hai
Sai ( dhere se ) : Mumma
Virat : Kaha mumma
Virat bhi Sonali ko dekhta hai

Itna sab kuch hone ke baad yaha Function manae ja rahi hai is baat par Sonali ko bahut gussa aata hai . Har jaga music baj raha tha . Sab khusiyan mana rahe the

Sonali ( chilate hue ): Band karo yeh sab
Music band ho jata sab piche mudke Sonali ko dekhte hai
Pakhi ( sochti hai): Aab hoga asli dhamaka
Pakhi dhere dhere piche chali jati hai
Sai bhag ke Sonali ke paas jati hai
Sai : Mumma aap yaha
Sonali : Kis baat ki khusiyan manae ja rahi hai
Sai : woh....
Sonali : Saadi ki khusiyaan.... Us saadi ki khusiyaan jisne sab ki zindigi barbaad karke rakh dii .... Mujhe toh apne ankho me yakin nahi ho raha ki tu itna sab kuch hone ke baad khusiyaan mana rahi hai.... Chii...Hamari zindigi barbaad karke tu yaha apna Function mana rehi hai
Sai : Mana apko jo kehena hai aap baad me kehena
Sonali : kyu ohh sorry Chavan Niwas me Function hai na ... Sai oh sorry yeh mene kya kehe diya Sai ji .
Sai : Mumma aap meri baato ka galat matlab nikal rahi ho
Sonali : me galat matlab nikal rahi hun aare tujhe yahan aane mein sirf do din hue hai aur tu itna badal gayi
Virat : Aunty aap hamesha Sai ko kyu sunati hai
Sonali : Tum chup karo ..... hn hoge tum iski pati lekin me uski maa hun aur Maa Beti ke bich koi nahi aa sakta

Virat : Maa.... Beti.... Kaisi maa kiski beti kon beti kon maa..... aap ? App ho maa woh maa jo apne bache ko mara hua keh diya ... Woh maa jo apni hi beti ki photo me phulmalla lagaya tha jab ki woh beti jinda thi apke samne thi

Sonali : Aur iska baja kon hai .... Tum ..... Tum ho jab se tum hamere jindigi me aaye ho tabse hamare rishte kharab hote jaa rahe hai .... Tumhe khusiyaan manani hai na manao lekin ek baat tum dono kaan khol ke sun lo dusro ki khusiyaan chin kar koi khush nahi reh sakta .... Tu zindigi me kabhi khush nhaai rehegi yeh ek maa ki badua hai

Itna kehekar Dono Sonali aur Omkar chale jate hai . Aur Sai fir se wahi dekhti reh jati hai. Fir Sai bhag ke upar chali jati hai .
Virat : Aap sab Function continue kijiye

Itna kehekar Virat bhi Sai ke piche chala jata hai .
Virat kamre me aata hai lekin Sai waha nahi thi . Fir Virat bhag ke terris pe jata hai . Waha jake Virat dekhta hai ki Sai waha niche beth ke roh rehi thi . Virat jake Sai ke paas beth ta hai . Virat ko dekh Sai apne ansu poch leti hai .
Virat : Sorry
Sai : Kis liye
Virat : Tumhari mumma ke sath ase baat karne ke liye
Sai : lekin mujhe sorry kehekar kya hoga
Virat : Tum bologi toh me aunty se bhi maafi maang lunga
Sai : Mumma se chahe ham kitne bi baar maafi maang le woh hame maaf nahi karegi .... Mumma ko samaj me kyu nahi aa raha ki me tumhare sath khush hun
Virat : Kyunki unhe me pasand nahi hun . Sayad woh thik hi bol rahi thi sab mere baje se ho raha hai
Sai : Isme tumne kya kia
Virat : Jab tak me tumhari zindigi me nahi tha tab tak.....
Sai : Bas tum ase kuch nahi bologe
Virat : Thik hai nahi bolunga tum gussa mat ho
Sai : Me tumse gussa nahi hun me apne kismat se gussa hun jo meri khusi nahi dekh sakta . Meri kismat ko meri khusiyon se dushmani hai
Virat : Asa nahi hai wakt acha ho ya bura guzar hi jata hai hame bas har ek wakt me strong hona padega aur wese bhi ham dono milke is bura wakt ko fek denge
Sai : hn hn yeh toh cricket ball hai na jo tum fek  doge
Virat : Kitna acha hota agar yeh sach me ball hoti wese yeh sab choda mujhe yeh batao ki..... Ganna kiske gaya tha
Sai : Tum aab tak us ganne me atke hue ho
Virat : Ji hn
Sai : Mein nahi bolungi
Virat : Itna zidd acha nahi hai aab bol bhi do
Sai : Zidd me nahi tum kar rahe ho me nahi bolungi
Virat : Bolo naa
Sai : nahi naa
Dono hasne lagte hai . Virat Sai ko dekhta hai
Sai : kya hua
Virat : Tum haste hue badi cute dikhti ho hamesha ase haste raho na
Sai smile karti hai . Aur Virat ko hug kar leti hai . Virat bhi Sai ko hug karta hai.

Niche
Pakhi ( sochti hai ): Yeh dono kaha gaye aab tak niche nahi aaye tab se gaye hai . Me bhi jake dekhti hun
Pakhi upar jaati hai . Kamre me dono nahi the toh Pakhi bhi teris pe jati hai . Aur un dono ko haste haste baat karte hue dekhti hai

Pakhi ( sochti hai ): Kis mitti se bane hai yeh dono niche itna sab kuch ho gaya aur yeh dono ase has rahe hai kya baat hai .... Sach me in dono ko alag karna kuch jyada hi muskil hai . Lekin mein bhi Pakhi hun ase haar manungi .... Aab mujhe pata hai mujhe aage  kya karna hai . Sai , yeh tumhari Virat ke sath akhri raat hogi. Lyunki Kal toh tum kisiko milogi hi nahi . Kabhi nahi .... 😏 Mene sab arrange kar liya hai . Sai Joshi tumhari barbadi ki ulti ginti suru .... Bye enjoy your last night ... 😏
Pakhi yaha se chali jati hai

Next Day
Ek park me
Chavan Niwas se thodi duri mein
Ek gaadi aake rukti hai aur ek admi utarta hai
Woh admi : Kisne bulaya hai mujhe
Pakhi ( peeche se ): Mene
Woh admii peeche mudke pakhi ko dekhta hai
Pakhi : Hii me pakhi
Admii : Mere paas hii hlo karne ka wakt nahi hai batao kya kaam hai
Pakhi : Tum hi jagtap ho right
Jagtap : Hn me hi hun Jagtap... Aab batao kyu bulaya hai
Pakhi : Kuch nahi bas ek chota sa kaam karna hai
Jagtap : Chota kaam me karta nahi mein bada dhamaka karta hun
Pakhi : Good bas asa hi luch karna hai
Pakhi Sai ka ek photo nikal ti hai aur jagtap ko deti hai
Pakhi : Is photo ko dhyaan se dekho Yeh Sai hai tumhe ise kidnap karna hai
Jagtap : Kidnap karke kya karu
Pakhi : Tumhari marzi meri manno toh hamesha ke liye Sai naam ka chapter close kardo . Maar do
Jagtap : Lekin ise mujhe kya milegi woh toh mar jayegi mera kya faida hoga
Pakhi : Tumhe is kaam ke liye jo bhi kimmat chahiye me dene ke liye raazi hun
Jagtap : Wese yeh ladki hai kon
Pakhi : Rockstar ki beta ka biwi hai yeh
Jagtap : Achaa thik hai
Jagtap ( sochta hai ): Aab toh Mujhe yehi ladki chahiye kya farak padta hai iska kaam ho ya na ho lekin is ladki ko istemal karke me ameer ho jaunga
Jagtap : Hmm thik hai tumhara kaam ho jayega
Pakhi : Sachme ?
Jagtap : Hmm
Pakhi : Tumhara raasta clear hai . Tum ese kidnap karke le jao fir jo karna hai karo
Jagtap : Woh toh thik hai lekin tumhe ek help karni hogi
Pakhi : Kaisa help
Jagtap : Tumhe ise ghar se bahar lana hona
Pakhi : Itni si baat ho jayega

Thodi der baad
Sai kitchen me thi. Use ek call aata hai unknown number se. Sai call recieve karti hai .
Sai : Hello
Unknown number Pakhi ka tha
Pakhi : Hello ma'am aap Mrs Sai Virat Chavan bol rahi hai kya apse kuch important baat karni thi
Sai :Ji bol rahi hun kahiye .
Pakhi : Hello ma'am hello
Sai : apko meri awaz nahi arahi kya
Pakhi : Ma'am aap kuch bol rahi hai kya kuch sunai nahi de raha
Sai : Rukiye me bahar arahi hun sayad andar network nahi araha hai

Sai ghar ke bahar aati hai lekin uske bahar aane ke baad call cut jata hai. Sai dubara number try karti hai lekin number nahi lagta . Sai ase hi baar baar us number ko try kar rahi thi aur koi achanak piche se aake Sai ko behosh kar deta hai . Aur ek gaadi me apne sath le jata hai.

PRECAP

Virat : Akhir Sai jaa kaha sakti hai
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Sai : kon ho tum log mujhse kya chahate ho