parker's pov: i had sent a bunch of dms to people using my rizz to see if it would work. it hasn't yet but i still have hope! as i rap superman by eminem i hear a ding come from my phone. i run to my phone and look at it.
instagram: malachi barton sent you a dm!
AHHHH MALACHI FUCKING BARTON! i had joking sent him a pick up line with my number then explained how none of my friends were answering and how i sent it to him cuz he popped up on my feed. but lord is that man fine.
me- yk people say datings a number game.. how about i give you mine and you call me to see if what they say is true. xxx-xxx-xxxx! IM SO SORRY! IM JUST BORED AND I SENT IT TO YOU CUZ NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE ANSWERING CUZ THEY FAKE AND YOU POPPED UP ON MY FEED SO YOUR THE FIRST PERSON I PICKED AS WELL WITH AGE APPROPRIATE! alright later
malachi barton- hahaha that's a good one! i'll definitely have to give it a facetime call maybe. don't apologize really it made me laugh! i loved it and i'm happy i popped up on your feed! age appropriate? oh right are you 14?
me- sí i'm 14 and your what 15? btw LOVED colby madden. he's so fine like 😍
malachi barton- hmm i'm glad you think so! nope i turned 16 in march
me- cool. anyway i don't really check dms..
malachi- me either
me- but you looked at mine
malachi- i just had to see who sent me multiple texts in 1 minute
me- yeahhh sorry about that lol
malachi- no need to apologize! i get a really pretty girls number out of a pickup line that i didn't even use so i think it's a win win situation
me- pretty?
malachi- i think your pretty
me- i think your pretty
malachi- why thank you
me- of course you goof
malachi- goof!?? now i definitely WONT facetime that one pretty girl who sent me a pickup line
me- GASP! you wouldn't!
malachi- take it back
me- fine.. i DONT take it back
malachi- hmm your funny. i like you. you get a facetime call ig
me- win win situation since a pretty guy gets my number eh?
malachi- smooth
me- i try
malachi- hm. ima stalk your instagram now..
me- w-what? NO! i have embarrassing stuff on there!
malachi- oh embarrassing stuff? like this
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