Scene : Inside the car
Cameron : I'm just very excited because this is, um... You know,
this is our first night out together, so it's our little date.
Gloria : Where are we going?
Cameron : Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened and your tray tables are in the upright position, Because I got us into
Palaiseau!
Gloria : Fancy.
Cameron : I know, it's normally a 4-week wait, But the maitre d' is
an old pilates brother of mine, So just one phone call.
Gloria : Okay.
Cameron : Palaiseau!
Gloria : Ay, Cameron, you know what? I don't know if I'm in the
mood for something so fancy. Can we just go somewhere, like,
more simple?
Cameron : Oh, of -- yes. Yes, of course. We can -- what -- what do you what did you have in mind?
Gloria : I don't know. How about a little Latin place that I always
used to go?
Cameron : That sounds fantastic.
Gloria : Okay.
Cameron : I would love to see how your people eat.
(Commentary)
Cameron : "your people"? What is wrong with me?
(Back to the scene)
Scene: Dunphy household
Claire : Okay, it's egg-crackin' time. Now, I find the key to cracking an egg properly...
Haley : Mom, I'm not a child. I can do it.
Claire : Okay.
Haley : Okay.
Claire : Okay.
(Commentary)
Haley : My mom's not dumb. You can't just ask her to do something for you. You have to very carefully put the cheese in the trap.
(Back to the scene)
Haley : Uh, oops. I got a little shell in the bowl.
Claire : And when... when that happens, I find that I like to not dig it out...
Haley : I got it. It's okay. It's right here. Oh, that's... that's really
gross.
Claire : Okay, I'm gonna... I'll do this. You just...mop up.
(Commentary)
Haley : And...Snap! Is it bad that I feel sorry for her?
(Back to the scene)
Luke : So, how do I start?
Phil : What do you think?
Luke : I don't know. Mom usually tells me what to do.
Phil : Join the club. I'm kidding. I love your mom. We are going to
try a new approach this time. Now, your goal is to create a display about the life and art of Van Gogh, right?
Luke : Yeah.
Phil : Okay, I got your poster board right here, So pretend you're telling the story of his life to someone who has never heard of him. What do you put on that board? I see the wheels spinning, the spark of creat...
Luke : How do they get the lead in pencils?
Phil : Okay, let's try to stay on topic.
(Cut the scene)
Scene: At Camping site
Manny : Hey, Jay, look who thinks Mercury is the densest planet
in the solar system.
Mitchell : I take it from your mocking tone that I am incorrect.
Jay : The densest planet is earth.
Manny : Which makes you the densest guy on the densest planet.
Zing!
Mitchell : Fun.
(Commentary)
Manny : You sure Mitchell won't mind me tagging on?
Jay : Are you kidding? He loves you. What are you worried about?
Manny : I've never had a brother before. We never really hung out that much.
Jay : Kiddo, you are overthinking this.
Manny : I just don't want to say the wrong thing.
Jay : You can't. That's the beauty of having a brother. Me and my
brother were zinging each other all the time, you know, like,
"what's going on, fat boy?" "nothing much, jackass. " you know, things of that nature. It's -- it's how brothers express love.
Manny : Hmm. Shotgun, sucker!
Jay : yeah.
(Back to the scene)
Mitchell : I'm gonna... See the sights.
Manny : Not if they see you first!
Jay : Kind of missed with that one, kid.
(Cut the scene)
Scene: Dunphy household
Phil : All right, this is all you need to know right here. Apparently,
the pencil's in two pieces, and they glue them together around the lead.
Luke : What if we put all the sff about his life on this side and all
the stuff about his paintings on this side?
Phil : Luke, buddy, that's fantastic. And the best part is you came
up with that by yourself. All it took was a little bit of focus and,
uh...
Phil : This thing is really loose. I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver,
but you run with this. On your mark, get set, Van Gogh!
Luke : Hey, dad. He kind of looks like uncle Mitchell, if uncle
Mitchell were insane.
(Cut the scene)
Scene: At Camping site
Mitchell : : Aah! I got sprayed by a skunk!
Jay : Oh! Ugh! Oh, you stink.
Manny : And not just at astronomy! Blammo!
Mitchell : What is happening?
(Cut the scene)
Scene: At Latin resturant
Cameron : I love this place.
Gloria : I was a little bit worried, because it's not exactly --
Cameron : I...love...this place.
(Commentary)
Cameron : I...Was...Nervous. I mean, there was a lot of different food on the menu. And on the floor. And on the wall.
Mitchell : Are we -- are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit?
Cameron : Were you there, Mitchell? Because I think I would've recognized the only other white or gay person. I had already offended Gloria once. Not gonna do it again.
(Back to the scene)
Waiter : Hello. ¿Como esta? Gloria! Desde hace mucho que no vienes.
Gloria : Mi amigo, Cameron.
Waiter : Oh, welcome. So, carnitas diablos?
Gloria : Ah, you remember!
Cameron : Uh, I'll just have the same thing.
Waiter : No, no, no, no, no, you should have the chicken
enchiladas. Mm-hmm.
Cameron : Uh, no, I'll have the carnitas diablos.
Waiter : These are not for you.
Cameron : Excuse me?
Waiter : They're too spicy and this girl is used to it.
Gloria : Yeah, he's right.
Cameron : I can spice you under the table any day. There, sweet
thing. Dos carnitas diablos, por favor.
Waiter : Okay.
Gloria : Okay.
(Cut the scene)
Scene: At camping site
Jay : Mitchell.
Mitchell : Of course. What was I thinking? Dad, can we -- can we
just go home, please?
Jay : You've got to air out first before I let you in that car. I'll never get the stink out.
Manny : Hey, Jay, is that Venus? 'Cause I can smell the clouds of
pure sulfuric acid from here. Slam!
Mitchell : Okay, I-I -- I'd really like to go home now.
Manny : We'll miss the meteor shower.
Jay : The trouble is your clothes. Just take them off. I think there's a blanket in the trunk.
Mitchell : You sure, dad? You're -- you're not worried I might stink
up the blanket?
Jay : Don't worry about it. We just use it to cover up the seat for
when Manny's all sweaty after his tango class.
Manny : If you don't sweat, you're not doing it right.
(Cut the scene)
Scene: At Latin resturant
Gloria : So, he was one of the best boyfriends I ever had.
Cameron : But he was gay.
Gloria : Yeah, I figured that out after the first month, But I stayed for a whole year because the haircuts were fantastic! It's funny, huh? (Cameron started laughingly crying hesterically) Cameron, come on, it's not that funny. Are you okay?
Cameron : I'm fine.
Gloria : Are you sure?
Cameron : I love this place.
Gloria : But your head is running water.
Cameron : No, I don't think it is.
Gloria : I told you it was too spicy for you! Look at your shirt!
Cameron : No, I just need to get a little bit of a drink of something.
Gloria : No, no, no, no, no. Cameron, the water makes it so worse. No!
Cameron : Oh, you're right. That does make it worse. I feel like I
ate the sun!
(Cut the scene)
Scene: Dunphy household
Claire : And that is the secret to no lumps. See? It's kind of fun.
Haley : You make it fun, mom.
Claire : Mmm.
Alex : Will, tell them symptoms of ADHD and let them see themselves if it's not Luke.
Claire : Alex.
Me : "Easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli."; "Often impulsively abandons one task for another."
Phil : That's where I left those.
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
