Episode 785

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NEW MUGSHOTS - BEA/VICKI/CASSIE

  NEW MUGSHOTS - BEA/VICKI/CASSIE

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EPISODE #93 IN FANFIC


Lucy stands grinning as Ted looks at Janice
Ted - Just stay in here and keep quiet love ok!
Janice nods her head as Ted quickly closes the bedroom door.
Ted, Joan and Lucy stand on the landing
Ted looks gravely at Lucy
Ted - You keep quiet my girl, you understand?
Eileen arrives to find the three of them standing there
Eileen - Well then, what did you want to show me, Ted?
Ted - Oh nothing really.....
Eileen - Nothing? But Lucy said you wanted to show me something
Ted - Yes well Lucy likes to play jokes
Eileen - Does she really?
Lucy shrugs and chuckles
Lucy - Yeah! Always joking me
Eileen - You mean you called me up here for no reason at all? You know at my age my legs ache walking up and down bloody stairs too often!
Ted - I'm sure Lucy is sorry...
Silence
Ted - Aren't you love?
Lucy - Oh yeah sure...
Eileen looks at Joan
Eileen - What do you have to say about all this Joan?
Joan - Well it's like Ted said, it was Lucy's idea of a joke to call you up here for nothing
Eileen - Well what was the argument about?
Lucy - None of your business, it was between Daddy and me!
Eileen - There is no need to be so rude, if you were my daughter I would give you a damn good hiding for such rudeness!
Ted - I'm so sorry for Lucy's rudeness love. However what she says is correct, this argument is between father and daughter and needn't concern anyone else
They all stand there for a moment. Ted and Joan in front of the bedroom door
Ted - Perhaps we should all go downstairs and have a drink in the lounge?
Eileen - Is there something in the bedroom you're trying to prevent me from seeing?
Ted looks terrified
Ted - No dear, why do you say that?
Eileen - The way the three of you are standing here like this with the door closed. You certainly look like a suspicious trio to me...
Ted - There is nothing in the bedroom I assure you....isn't that right Joan!
Joan nods her head
Joan - Yes that's right, nothing in there
Lucy (grinning) - Why don't you have a look for yourself, Eileen, put your mind at ease?
Eileen - Yes maybe I should. Something certainly seems strange here...
Eileen moves towards the door as Ted steers her away with a chuckle
Ted - Well actually while you're up here I wanted to ask your opinion on something...
Ted walks Eileen into the bathroom
Ted - Tiles Eileen!
Eileen - Tiles?
Ted - Oh yes indeed!
Eileen - What about Tiles, Ted?
Ted - What colour do you think would look best?
Eileen looks puzzled
Ted - I'm thinking of re-tiling you see! I can't decide which colour would be best!





Toni is walking along a corridor at Wentworth as Shanice runs over
Shanice - Miss I wanted a word!
Toni - What about Battersby?
Shanice - I wanted to know if anyone has spoken to the governor yet about my request.
Toni looks blank
Shanice - About the dining room remember?
Toni - Oh yes, let me get this right again. You wanted to request that a bigger dining room be built, is that right?
Shanice nods her head enthusiastically
Shanice - It's just like I said to Roslyn you see, it's only more fairer if all the blocks can eat at the same time as each other! She said I should tell Mr Moran my idea!
Toni - Well I haven't spoken to him yet I'm sorry
Shanice sighs with irritation
Shanice - But it's flaming important!
Toni (sarcastic) - Well I know it is, It's the most important issue Mr Moran needs to deal with...but unfortunately he has to deal with less important issues like parole hearings and things like that. Speaking of which I hope you are ready to face the parole board in the morning.
Shanice looks surprised
Shanice - Me? But my parole ain't due yet, is it?
Toni - Yes, you're up before the board tomorrow. Didn't anyone tell you?
Shanice - No they flaming well didn't!
Toni - Well they should have done, I'm sorry
Shanice - This is another thing to sue for flaming compo over! The list of issues keeps on growing!
Toni - And what about the new dining room, do you still want Mr Moran informed of your ideas?
Shanice - Sod that now, I'm getting out of here ain't I! That don't matter no more!
Toni - Battersby, before you get carried away I ought to warn you that you haven't been granted parole yet. You still have to convince the parole board and they can knock you back if they want
Shanice - They bleeding well better not knock me back! I'll sue for flaming compo if they do!
Toni - You plan to get a lot of compo don't you Battersby?
Shanice laughs and nods her head
Shanice - Oh yeah, thousands!
Toni pats her on the back
Toni - Well good luck with that one!

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