Supernatural Season 5 Quotes

Episode 12

Swap Meat

Crystal: So Gary, are you having a good time tonight?

Gary (in Sam's body): Mmm! Thank you for asking Crystal... this is like the best night ever.

Crystal: Do you think we could make it any better?

Gary (in Sam's body): Probably. I don't know!

Crystal: Do you want to get out of here with me?

Gary (in Sam's body): Are we talking about sex?

Crystal: Well, I, uh... Yeah. I suppose we are.

Gary (in Sam's body): Crystal, I would love to have the sex with you.

Crystal: Great. Then let's go.

Dean: If you were of voting age you'd be dead because we would kill you.

Gary (in Sam's body): I am in way over my head.

Dean: You know what sweetheart, would you do me a favour and bring me a cheeseburger with extra bacon? Fry an egg on top of it, would you?

Waitress: Absolutely.

Gary (in Sam's body): Alright... that sounds good. Ditto. 

Dean: Okay, who are you and what have you done with Sam?

Gary (in Sam's body): What do you mean?

Dean: Bacon cheeseburgers now?

Gary (in Sam's body): I dunno, I eat 'em, don't I? Anyways, we are celebrating.

Dean: Another one bites the dust. Nice work tonight.

Gary (in Sam's body): You too! I had a really awesome day man. Seriously.

Dean: Really awesome day?

Gary (in Sam's body): Yeah, why not?

Dean: It was a random, D-list ghost hunt. That's awesome to you?

Gary (in Sam's body): I can't be in a good mood?

Dean: Yeah, I guess... No, actually. That's not really your style, Sam.

Gary (in Sam's body): Well then, it's a new me. Why shouldn't I be happy? I got a gun, I'm getting drunk and I look like this. Ah, I dunno. You feel like your whole future is being decided for you?

Dean: Uh, yeah Sam. I feel like that a lot.

Gary (in Sam's body): No matter how much you fight it, you can't stop the plan. The stupid, stupid plan. So I dunno. I guess it's nice to just do a little ass-kicking for a change. That's all. ... Uh, you know what? I'm drunk. Sorry, sorry. Just forget it.

Dean: No, no. That's alright. It's uh... I'll drink to that. Is it just me, or are we actually drinking together?

Gary (in Sam's body): We don't do it that often, huh?

Dean: You could say that.

Gary (in Sam's body): Well we should. You're a good guy, Dean.

Dean: You are drunk.

Gary (in Sam's body): No, but I mean it. You really are a good guy.

Sam: Oh God, stop being stupid Trevor and run!

Gary (in Sam's body): Hey. Can I drive?

Dean: You want to get the lead out, Andretti. Let's go. (Gary puts the car in reverse) Reverse. Reverse! You... you got it in reverse!

Gary (in Sam's body): I am soooo sorry.

Dean: Shut up!

Gary: So that's the bacon turbo, chili cheese fry, and... a shaker salad.

Dean: Yeah, I know... it's not for me. (watches Sam shake his salad)

Sam: What?

Dean: Oh you shake it up baby!

Sam (in Gary's body): Dean, I've called every phone we got. Where are you, man? So, this is gonna sound crazy, really crazy, but, um... I think I'm in the wrong body. Could use a little help here. I, I think I got asthma. Call me back.

Sam (in Gary's body): This kid is a moron. He doesn't have any  idea where Dean is.

Sam: I totally lied. That kid's life sucked ass. All that apple-pie, family crap? It's stressful. Trust me... we didn't miss a damn thing.

Dean: Or we don't know what we're missing.

Gary's mom: Gary, breakfast!

Sam (in Gary's body): Leave me alone...

Gary's mom: Gary!

Sam (in Gary's body: Alright I'm coming!

Gary (in Sam's body):  I would like to purchase the alcohol, please.

Crystal: You are just a stunning-looking man.

Gary (in Sam's body): I know, right?