italics ~ elliot
bold ~ carter
friday may 4th 11:52 am est
elliot: omg i am so bored
carter: oh em gee girlfriend i like totes feel ya
elliot: talk like that ever again and i stg i'm going to lock you in a shed
carter: wtf how do you even come up with this stuff
elliot: my brain is probably eating itself because it's so bored, i don't even know what i'm saying to you right now
carter: should i ask what is causing your boredom
carter: what happened to your peppy graduation attitude
elliot: i'm always peppy i don't know what you mean
carter: ok sure
carter: you'll be peppy the day the sun turns into a meatball
elliot: ouch
elliot: anyway i forgot how boring final projects are
elliot: i had tests in all my classes (crushed it)
elliot: but my stupid media studies professor is a hippie who doesn't believe in testing so we had to pick names of entertainers out of a hat and then give 10 minute presentations about them
elliot: i've been watching presentations foreverr
elliot: like no offense fourth row glenn but harry houdini is supposed to be an interesting person, and you're putting me to sleep
carter: yeah glenn wtf
carter: who was yours about
elliot: ryan hottie mchotface reynolds
elliot: it was a very odd group of people in the hat
elliot: i think he put a bunch of people in there, realized we would all think he was old and boring, and then probably forced his tweenage daughter to write the other half
carter: ryan reynolds isn't even that hot
carter: but getting to watch deadpool to research for your final project = winning at life
elliot: i agree
elliot: glenn is finished!! god bless
elliot: i swear he could host the x-games and i would probably still fall asleep
carter: how many presentations are left?
carter: i would like live commentary, please
carter: you know, so you can stay awake
elliot: mhmm sure i think someone just wants to keep talking to me
carter: i've been exposed
elliot: ew don't ever say that again
elliot: anyway, just two left, we're in the home stretch!
elliot: buckle your seatbelt, you're in for a wild ride through jean's presentation
YOU ARE READING
Subway Cars & Lonely Hearts
Short Storyin which a college student accidentally leaves her journal on the subway and a hollywood star contacts the number inside.
