That moment in exam when all you know is your name and date.
Hands up if you have experienced this!
My Attitude in Exam: they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know! Bam!
What's the use of Google that can't tell us which questions are gonna come in the paper, huh?
Exam Planning be like:
Plan A: Full syllabus
Plan B: Only important Chapters
Plan C: Only important questions
Plan D: Pray
Study techniques be like:
The best thing to score 100% is:
The first and only top: STUDY
*in an exam*
Me: hey brain, remember studying this?
Brain: yeah, we totally studied that!
Me: awesome, so what's the answer?
Brain: I don't know. Probably tomatoes or Shawn Mendes
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That awkward and frustrating moment in exam when you are trying to concentrate but a song is stuck in your head.
Math be like: If the plane moves 628.9153 on South West and wind blows 645 mph and 60° south east, Calculate the age of pilot.
Trying to highlight all important notes in your revision and being left with a paper that is brighter than your future.
Teacher: why is your paper blank?
Me: ma'am, sometimes silence is the best answer *in a philosophical tone*
Brilliant question by a student:
If a single teacher cannot teach so many subjects, then how could you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?
Study top: Don't drink water while studying. Because chemistry says the concentration decreases on adding water.
Exam Pattern from 1995 to 2025:
1995: Answer all Questions
2000: Answer only 5 questions
2015: Answer either A or B
2020: Atleast read the questions
2025: Thanks for coming!
The law says, "if you can't convince then, confuse them" Do you know which law is this? This is the "law is answering in examination"
Teacher: just 5 marks aaye hai aur tum hans rahe ho?
Student: Main toh yeh Socha ke hans raha hu ki yeh 5 bhi kaise aaye!
The human brain is awesome! It's functions 24 hours a day your whole life but stops only when you enter he examination hall!
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