Wife: ''Honey do you see me in your dreams''?
Husband: ''No''
Wife: ''Why not ?''
Husband: '' I read Ayat-ul Kursi before i go sleep''.
HALAL JOKES
Table of contents-
Yoga Room
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Dreams
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Too Many Muslims
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The smile...Husband & Wife
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The Mafia & The Bookkeeper
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Salah
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Bread
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WUDU
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079 Fear Allah
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Central Park
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Me First
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General Practitioner
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Bob and Steve
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Jumah
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Run
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A Dialogue Between A Scholar And An Alcoholic
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How To Get That Perfect Wife
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The Old Man And The "Hoor Al-Ayn"
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Funny Responses From Shaykh Mutlaq
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Shaykh Abdullah Al-Mutlaq Makes Du'aa For A Woman Who Needs A Husband
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Extraordinary Answers Of Sh. Ibn Uthaymeen
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Talking During Salah
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Drinking
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A Business Man With 4 Sons
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Gog and Magog
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Dogs& Pictures
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Q&A
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Surah Nuh In Salaah
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Alayhis Salam
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Halal Meat
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criminal/sinner & Surah Mursalaat
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The Cow & The Elephant
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YOLO
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She's Halal
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MADE IN JANNAH
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Romeo & Juliet: Muslim Edition
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Singing
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An elderly lady
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NOT AN UPDATE
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The Three Rings Of Marriage
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Bacon
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BAD HAIR DAY
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THE SAUDI GUY
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time of the month
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Muslim Attitude
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Muslim Doll
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All About Me :)
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LMHO
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Muslim Boy :)
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No Need To A Make س
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Prayer Mat & Shaytan
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Crush & Me
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Good Muslim Girls
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After Nikah
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Wanna date?
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WoWoWOw HaRAm.
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|T a j w e e d|
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S W A G
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Drake & newbie-Hijabi
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'#' & Ramadan
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WiFi & Mosque
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♥Takbeers|Eid Mubarak♥
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Wallah No One Cares
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HotLine Bling
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Good Bro VS Road Bro
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Hijab is MUST
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Astaghfirullah
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Wudu Crisis
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Lmao torturing muslims is prohibited
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jini low key creeping
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ISIS STOP
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