* "Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
* Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
* Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
* Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!
