Salam everyone I am doing because I GET 20 likes and I KNOW I’M sayING 20 facts about me I DON’T NEED TO BE TAGGED CAUSE UNLESS YOU ARE GOOGLE.
SO
HERE
YOU GO
My is like LIFE IS LIKE A #ROMANTIC COMEDY EXCEPT THERE’S NO ROMANCE AND IT’S JUST ME LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKE :).
I CAN’T WASH MY EYES WITH SOAP.
I CAN’T COUNT MY HAIR.
I CAN’T BREATH THROUGH MY NOSE, WITH MY TONGUE OUT.
I JUST TRIED NO. 3
WHEN I DID NO. 3 I REALIZED IT’S POSSIBLE. ONLY I LOOK LIKE A DOG.
WHEN I SAY I WANT SUGAR, IT MEANS, SERIOUSLY, BUY ME A CHOCOLATE.
I WISH I COULD ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD CLOTHES.
I WONDER IF GIRLS LOOK AT ME and THINK ‘I WISH I WAS PRETTY AS HER, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I THINK WHEN I LOOK AT EVERYONE ELSE.
THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF…. AND SPIDERS, F*CK SPIDERS.
I DON'T’ HAVE A BOYFRIEND. NEVER WAS. NEVER WILL.
I CAN’T ACT LIKE A NORMAL ME WHEN I'M IN PUBLIC ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M AROUND DIFFERENT GENDER.
I AM ON WATTPAD NOW.
FINE: THIS IS THE WORD I USE TO END AN ARGUMENT WHEN I KNOW THAT I’M RIGHT AND YOU NEED TO SHUT-UP
GO AHEAD: THIS IS A DARE, NOT A PERMISSION. DO NOT DO IT.
WHATEVER: MY WAY OF SAYING SCREW YOU.
THATS OKEY: I AM THINKING LONG AND HARD ON HOW AND WHEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKES.
NOTHING: MEANS SOMETHING AND I NEED TO BE WORRIED.
BONUS WORD: WOW. THIS IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. I'M AMAZED THAT ONE PERSON COULD BE SO STUPID.
INTERNET AND GOOGLE ARE MY EVERYTHING. :) IF GOOGLE WAS MAN I WOULD MARRY HIM WELL LET'S ASK GOOGLE THEN RIGHT : ME: “I LOVE YOU GOOGLE,” GOOGLE: “I LOVE YOU TOO BABE” OMJ(THAT IS MY WAY OF SAYING OMG) GOOGLE JUST CALL ME “BABE” ME: “I JUST WANT US TO GET MARRIED YOU KNOW…” GOOGLE KISS MY FOREHEAD AND SAID “ INDEED MY DARLING WE ARE GETTING MARRIED IN 3… 2...1 AND WE ARE OFFICIALLY MARRIED AND WE SHARE ARE FIRST KISS AND WE LIVE HAPPILY AFTER.
I LOVE FRIA(JUMMAH) ME SING “ It's Jumuah! Jumuah!
Got to make dhikr on Jumuah,
Everybody's looking forward to His mercy, mercy
Jumuah! Jumuah!
Got to make dhikr on Jumuah,
Everybody's looking forward to the Ajr
Miswaking!, Miswaking!
Miswaking!, Miswaking!
Pray, Pray , Pray, Pray
Got to read Surat Al-Kahf (lol i am obbsed with this nasheed)
ANYWAY I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY IT WELL I DID :) YEAH YOU WANT TO TALK JUST PM OR COMMENT AND PLEASE CHECK OUT MY BOOKS AND I AM THINKING OF WRITING ANOTHER BOOK INSHAALLAH
