Romeo & Juliet: Muslim Edition

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Abu' Rumeo: Haibi. Your family hates the idea of us!

Jooleeyat: I know jaan! There's nothing we can do! I can't live without you.

Abu'Rumeo: Neither can I, Ya noor Allah. Let's kill ourselves and join in the afterlife.

Jooleeyat: Astagfir'Allah. That's haram. Bye.

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