Drunk

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ZanaZoola: Well, how about this? Two people unable to get drunk. Drunk!

Barry: Please, I beg of you!

Kara: Have mercy!

ZanaZoola: What's the fun in that? Here's Barry Allen drunk, watch out, he identity reveals.

*after watching the video*

Iris: Seriously, Barry!

Barry: Cisco gave it to me.

Iris: Cisco!

Cisco: *hiding* Yes?

Iris: Miss calculated?!

Cisco: Only slightly?

Iris: Slightly my a-

ZanaZoola: *covering Iris' mouth* I'll cut in here. How do you all react to that then?

Cisco: It's more fun now that we are not living it.

Joe: Yeah, you can say that again.

Caitlin: Would it have been better to give him meta bracelets? You know so that he sobers up instantly if The Flash was needed? They could be left on overnight so that he still feels the force of the migraine.

Cisco: Looking back, that might have been a safer route.

Iris: We'll have to remember your chicken wing thing.

Kara: Of course, Titanic came up in the conversation.

Alex: You looked ready to give up their, Joe.

Joe: I was.

Snart: We need to get you drunk again.

Barry: No.

Snart: Then that's that. You are getting drunk again whether you want to or not.

Barry and Snart: *starts squabbling over it*

Joe: I think we should do something about this.

Cisco: No, we don't.

ZanaZoola: Yeah, let's leave them. It's entertaining. Popcorn, Cisco?

Cisco: Yes, please!

Barry and Snart: *finally stop squabbling*

ZanaZoola: Time to start the next one!

*after watching the video*

Kara: Why was it chocolate that I tried to say?

Barry: At least you weren't like me.

Kara: Good point.

Alex: That was entertaining until the incident came up.

Oliver: How many drinks did you have?

Kara: When was Oliver here?!

Oliver: The whole time, I just sat back, not talking.

Barry: So quite normal.

Oliver: *raises eyebrow*

Kara: I lost count at ten.

Caitlin: And when was that?

Kara: Early.

Cisco: How early?

Kara: Early.

Snart: Ok, getting both of you drunk.

Kara: Why do you want to get us both drunk?

Snart: Entertainment.

Bassy: *smirks* You sure it's not for another reason?

Snart: I'm sure.

Barry: Would have thought that you would have said blackmail as well.

Snart: Already got enough of that for you and she's extraterrestrial from another universe.

Kara: I like confusing people like that.

Snart: And knowing that is also a lot of blackmail and leverage.

Kara: You're creepy, you know that?

Snart: It's my life.

Kara and Bassy: *starts singing*

Snart: *smirking*

Caitlin: You knew that they would do that!

Snart: Quite obvious really.

Joe: Obvious to someone who spent their life analysing everyone and being a stalker.

Snart: Its how I was born and raised.

Sebastian and Kara: *starts singing that song instead*

Cisco: Can you stop triggering them!

ZanaZoola: But given you plenty of space to get the food before they eat it all again.

Snart: *has already got his ice cream in his hand*

ZanaZoola: I need to restock that ice cream at this rate.

Snart: Oh, you are already out.

ZanaZoola: *pitching the bridge of the nose* Guess I need to buy some more. Refreshments are where they always are, help yourself. *pops off to do some more shopping*

Snart: *shouting* Can you get some alcohol to get these two drunk?!

ZanaZoola: *pops back briefly* I'll think about it. *pops away again*

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