ZanaZoola: Here, Snart. I have the alcohol that you have requested.
Snart: *smirks* Thank you.
Barry and Kara: *share a look of dread*
Barry: I have a bad feeling about this.
Snart: It's just for a little entertainment.
Kara: Saying there is ice cream while both you and Barry are in the room is enough entertainment for me.
Snart: I'm sure that this will be better.
*five glasses later*
Barry: *hiccuping happily to himself*
Kara: *has broken all five glasses*
Snart: *whispering to Barry* Chicken wings
Barry: *starts sobbing* There so good... *grabs Snart pulling him close* Why are they so good... *internally smirking*
Snart: *trying to get himself out of Barry's increasingly firm grasp* This is not what I planned. *grumbling*
Everyone else: *laughing their heads off*
Barry: Why did the chickens have to die? They're fluffy, flightless birds with buttercup babies! *crying and almost shaking Snart to the point of dizziness*
Kara: Because then you would not have any chicken wings! *giggling*
Barry: Yeah! I love chicken wings! *looks down at Snart* Don't you love chicken wings? The flavours, the texture?
Snart: *grumbling but otherwise staying silent*
Barry: Why isn't he answering?
Kara: Not sure. Try shaking him?
Snart: *has a panicked look in his eyes*
Everyone else: *watching with great glee and interest*
Barry: Ok! *starts shaking Snart*
Snart: *closing his eyes hoping not to vomit when Barry is done*
Barry: *stopped and listening for the answer*
Snart: *croaking* What was the question?
Barry: It worked! *turns to face Kara* It's like he's a magic eight ball!
Snart: No, no, no. I'm not! *trying to get out of Barry's grasp*
Barry: Do you like chicken wings? *shakes Snart*
Snart: *going green*
Barry: *stops shaking Snart and waits for an answer* He's not answering... *shakes Snart again before stopping to listen*
Snart: *looking precariously like he is about to vomit but quickly answers* Yes!
Everyone else: *laughing but confused*
Kara: Maybe put him down so that he doesn't vomit.
Barry: But he hasn't answered every question.
Snart: *begging everyone for help with his eyes while he clutches his mouth in an attempt not to vomit* There's a timer, one question every three hours.
Barry: Boring! *pushes Snart away*
Snart: *relieved*
Kara: Here, this will help. *hands over a glass of whiskey*
Everyone: No!
Barry and Kara: *starts laughing*
Everyone else: *confused*
Barry: Did you really think that we were already drunk?
Kara: We were just messing with you!
Barry: I would not get drunk off such little alcohol, and Kara was faking drinking it.
Snart: So, all that?
Barry: Was revenge.
Kara: Felt good.
Snart: Evil heroes.
Kara and Barry: *chirpy* You got that right!
Iris: I think that was more entertaining now that we know that they were not drunk.
Joe: Worrying that they did that to us, though.
ZanaZoola: *watching everything with popcorn*
Captain: Why would that not get you drunk?
Barry: Because I used to have alcohol in my coffee, let alone all the pub trips I had.
Captain: Allen.
Barry: Might have been better not to say that.
Cisco: What gave you that idea?
ZanaZoola: And I am going to stop this here before a fight breaks out. Refreshments are in their usual places.
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Watching Barry (Supergirl, Flash and Arrow)
FanfictionMeet Barry Allen/Sebastian Smythe as he watches through different parts in his life with his friends, superfriends and family
