[ Author: I know this is completely random but lets make them call ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]
gay-o for tomato 🌈🍅👄🍅🌈 joined the call
Wei Wuxian: *choking sounds*
Nie Huaisang joined the call
Jiang Cheng<3 joined the call
peacock🦚 joined the call
YanYan joined the call
Jin Zixuan: "sup"
Nie Huaisang: "what's this call about"
Wei Wuxian: "h-help" *choke* "me"
Jiang Cheng: "why do you sound like that"
Yanli: "what happened?"
Nie Huaisang: "yeah gege what happened?"
Wei Wuxian: "Lan Zhan... *cough* choke... me"
Jiang Cheng: "it that your kink"
Wei Wuxian: "YES I GOT AWAY!"
"and no it's not"
Wei Wuxian:
Lan Zhan's voice: "Wei Ying!"
Wei Wuxian's voice: "Aaaaaahhh I'm sorry!"
Jiang Cheng<3: "so were yall like... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
Yanli: "Jiang Cheng, stay holy"
Jiang Cheng: "sorry jie"
Nie Huaisang: "what's happening??"
Wei Wuxian: *running* "ok so I was... doing some crafty work..."
Lan Zhan's voice: "some crafty work my fat juicy plumpcious ass Wei Wuxian!"
Wei Wuxian's voice: "OKOK FINE I WAS USING THE STYGIAN TIGER AMULET AGAIN AND—"
Jiang Cheng: "estupido"
Nie Huaisang: "are you running??"
Wei Wuxian: "Lan Zhan is chasing after me, anyway I—"
Lan Zhan's voice: "WEI YING GET YOUR FLAT ASS BACK HERE"
Wei Wuxian's voice: "Lan Zhan im sorr—FLAT?"
Jiang Cheng: "this is what you get for practicing dark magic. It drained the plump off your butt. It's like a deflated tire."
Wei Wuxian: "Jiang Chengggg" :(
Yanli: "yes I agree"
Nie Huaisang: "oui👄"
Jin Zixuan: "couldn't have said it better"
Wei Wuxian: "ANYWAY GETTING BACK TO MY STORY BEFORE LAN ZHAN CHOKES ME AGAIN WITH HIS HEADBAND—-"
Lan Zhan's voice coming from on top of Wei Wuxian: "I'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM WEI WUXIAN"
Jiang Cheng: "kinky winky ;)"
Wei Wuxian: "SOOOO i tried making a baby..."
Lan Zhan's voice: "YOU CALL THAT A BABY? IT LOOKS LIKE A ZELF TROLL"
Yanli: "A CHILD?"
Jiang Cheng: "U TRIED TO G I V E B I R T H?"
Jin Zixuan: "did you do a gender-switch spell or something?"
Yanli: "Do we have to call you Ms. Wei Xianli now?"
Nie Huaisang: "omg...d-did you cut off your..."
Wei Wuxian: "don't worry Nie Huaisang I still have my testicles"
Lan Zhan's voice: "AND I'LL BE THE ONE TO CHOP THEM OFF"
Jiang Cheng: "looks like i'll be having another sister"
Jin Zixuan: "oh wow...use a machete"
Lan Xichen joined the call
Lan Xichen: "i heard Wangji yell that he's going to cut someone's balls off"
Jin Zixuan: "yessir"
Lan Xichen: "is Lan Zhan in the call?"
Wei Wuxian:
Lan Zhan's voice: "GEGE DONT STOP ME NOW I'VE ALMOST GOT HIM"
Wei Wuxian's voice: "WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHEARS?"
Lan Zhan's voice: "TIME TO GO SNIP SNIP SNIP WEI YING MWAHAHAHAH"
Wei Wuxian: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH"
Jiang Cheng: "...he's a psycho"
Lan Xichen: "WANGJI WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
Yanli: "IS HE ACTUALLY GONNA—"
Lan Xichen: "As a wise man once said. The end is a new beginning.
The end of Wei Wuxian, the birth of Wei Xianli. —Zewu Jun"
Jin Zixuan: "i bet it won't be a BIG loss ;)"
Nie Huaisang: "yeah, just a SMALL one ;)"
Jin Zixuan: "i bet it WON'T affect him for TOO LONG ;)"
Wei Wuxian: *running* "ARE YOU INSULTING LIL XIANXIAN?"
Lan Zhan's voice: "WEI YING GET BACK HERE SO I CAN DICE YOUR LIL XIANXIAN UP"
Jiang Cheng: "KDHAJSHAHHAHAHAHAHA LIL XIANXIAN ITS SO STUPID"
Nie Huaisang: "JSSJJAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Jin Zixuan: "pffttt lil xian xian" *chuckles*
Yanli: *holding back laughter*
Lan Xichen: "is that his pet"
Jiang Cheng: "...s-sorta HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Wei Wuxian: "LAN ZHAN DOOOOONNTTTT, MY NUTSZ ARE IMPURTAHNT"
"AREN'T ANY OF YOU GONNA HELP ME?"
Jiang Cheng: "no"
Jin Zixuan: "noh"
Yanli: "adios"
Nie Huaisang: "bye Ms. Xianli"
Jin Zixuan: "i guess you need to learn how to pee without a dick."
Wei Wuxian: "WHAT—"
Jiang Cheng<3 left the call
YanYan left the call
Nie Huaisang left the call
peacock🦚 left the call
Lan Xichen left the call
[ Author: why was Wei Wuxian about to lose his nuts?... literally... find out next week when I update hehe ;) I'll probably be publishing parts a little slower than before because of online classes (we have to wear uniform I will 😌🔫 UGH) anyway so yeah wish me luck and stick around for the next chapter! Luvyalll <33 -paoh ]
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