Saturday 8:00am
Jiang Cheng<3: @gay-o for tomato 🌈🍅👄🍅🌈 is Mr. Ying still intact?
Nie Huaisang: he's not responding...
Nie Huaisang: do you think Lan Zhan already cut it off?!
YanYan: Sigh, if only Wei Ying was korean... maybe he could at least become a eunuch😭
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: IM ALIVE
Jiang Cheng<3: oh good
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: aren't you relieved or something?
Jiang Cheng<3: it's ok to live on without balls man.
YanYan: yeah❤️
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: how about no❤️
Nie Huaisang: GEGE YOU'RE ALIVE !
Nie Huaisang: ... is xianxian still there?
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: YES YOU ALL NEED TO CALM DOWN XIANXIAN IS STILL INTACT
Jiang Cheng<3: aw :(
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: AW???
peacock🦚: Anyway, can you tell us now what the call was about earlier?
Lan Xichen: Yes please tell. What could you have possibly done to make Wangji want to decapitate your balls...
Nie Huaisang: ahhh the esteemed Hanguang-jun chopping off a dick with shears... you're truly something else gege... have you tried couple's therapy?
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: OK HEAR ME OUT... and no we have not tried couple's therapy
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: so I noticed how Lan Zhan was fond of children
Lan Xichen: ... Wangji's fond of children?
Nie Huaisang: gege how did you know?
Jiang Cheng<3: he doesn't really seem like the type to like kids
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: I saw him playing with a kid while we were taking a stroll down town
Nie Huaisang: gege i was there... i'm pretty sure the kid cried once he saw Hanguang-jun's face...
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: were they not tears of joy??
Jiang Cheng<3: wtf
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: I mean looking at a handsome man such as Lan Zhan could bring tears to one's eyes *tearing up thinking about Lan Zhan's face*
Nie Huaisang: I take back what I said gege. Maybe instead of couple's therapy you should see a psychiatrist
Jiang Cheng<3: oh to be gay...
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FanfictionWhat if the cultivators from "Mo Dao Zu Shi" and "The Untamed" created a group chat? ✰Ongoing ✰𝐂𝗼𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬: _swearing _BL ships (boyxboy) _straight ships (boyxgirl) _images and emojis All of the characters that died in the official series are...
