Author: IM BACKCKCKCKCK!!! So I missed to update last weekend and I'm sorryyyy :(( Homework has been RELENTLESS🔪💔 Well i'm back now with a new part! This part takes place 16 years later after Wei Wuxian is resurrected in Mo Xuanyu's body, just to clear that up. Okay enjoy reading!! <3 -paoh
Friday 3:30pm
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈 added Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling to the chat
Lan Sizhui: hello geges!
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: my son welcome to the chat!
Wen Ning: A-YUANNNNNNN
tomat-yo🍅👄🍅: s o n ?
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: yes my baby boy came straight out of my uterus🥰
tomat-yo🍅👄🍅: wait... when... how
Jiang Cheng<3: pfftt Hanguang-jun you're so gullible
👎🏻tomat-yo🍅👄🍅 disliked this message
Jin Ling: men can give birth?!??!
Jiang Cheng<3: no you imbecile
peacock🦚: i have never been so provoked to ✨hit✨ a child
Jin Ling: dad. uncle. >:(
YanYan: just say✨dauncle✨🥰💅🏻😚
💗gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈 hearted this message
peacock🦚: honey... no
👎🏻YanYan disliked this message
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: @Jin Ling you're just like your father istg
Lan Jingyi: it's true
👍🏻Lan Sizhui liked this message
Jin Ling: isn't that good??
peacock🦚: yeah, isn't it??
Jiang Cheng<3: think however you want...
😂gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈 and 4 others laughed at this message
peacock🦚: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
Jiang Cheng<3: you
Lan Jingyi: wait... JIN ZIXUAN IS ALIVE?
peacock🦚: yes, and what about it?
Jiang Cheng<3: you just realized that now?
Lan Jingyi: i thought you DIED
QingQing: Excuse you. I was roasted alive but look who's still breathing😚💅🏻
Wen Ning: you mean barbecued✨🤪
Lan Jingyi: DIDN'T YOU BOTH DIE?
Chifeng-zun: my head was chopped off but look who's still breathing👻
Wen Ning: i was zombie🧟♂️🤪 still am zombie...
peacock🦚: I was punched really hard in the stomach but looks who's still breathing💪🏻😇💪🏻
Xue Yang: i lost an arm but look who's still breathing💪🏻😏.
Jiang Cheng<3: how are you texting....
Xue Yang: toes🦶🏻
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈 removed Xue Yang from the group
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: who even added him here??!
Xiao Xingchen: me...
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: why?!
Xiao Xingchen: his voice is sexy...
Jiang Cheng: ...
peacock🦚: how to delete someone else's message😀
Lan Jingyi: WHY ARE YOU ALL ALIVE MY BRAIN HURTS
Lan Jingyi: AND HOW IS XIAO XINGCHEN TEXTING? WASN'T HE BLIND BEFORE HE DIED
Jiang Cheng<3: Wei Wuxian did some magic and boom! Life.
Jiang Cheng<3: and for xiao xingchen... he's probably using magic too idk
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: IT'S ✨DEMONIC CULTIVATION✨ GET IT RIGHT
Jiang Cheng<3: ok mister founder of diabolism🤪🤪🤪
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: YOU-
Lan Jingyi: geges stop my head hurts
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: so does my asshole😀
tomat-yo🍅👄🍅: i said im sorry
Lan Jingyi: i'm gonna go lie down... maybe have a snack
Wen Ning: Oh btw Wei Wuxian, did Jiang Cheng give you the cream already? I put it on his desk. It was expensive. It's for soothing butt pain or something.
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: i didn't receive any. Jiang Cheng did you use it? You sly fox😏
Jiang Cheng<3: WHAT NO. I didn't even see it on my desk! Wen Ning are you SURE you put it there?
Wen Ning: i'm certain!
YanYan: what did it look like?
Wen Ning: It was in a black ceramic pot. It was even strawberry scented!
YanYan: I'm sorry Wen Ning but it looks like you'll just have to buy more :(
Wen Ning: ughhh but i spent so much money on that!
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: That's alright Wen Ning. I'll join you in getting it.
Wen Ning: Thank you Childe Wei🥺
Wen Ning: but seriously though, can you and Second Childe Lan do it less?
YanYan: or at least be QUIETER?
Jiang Cheng<3: ISTG the noise you create surpasses the other side of the Wall of China.
gay-o for tomato🌈🍅👄🍅🌈: oh shut up you salty swines🐽
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