vi. your type

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vi. your type

wynbauer
I've been trying to think up a good
pick up line to slide into your DMs
with, but I can't think of a single thing.

wynbauer
Welcome to the brain of Wyn Bauer...
it's empty 98% of the time.

trevorzegras
I'm aware, you named your dog Juice.

wynbauer
Hey! Rude. I had eaten an edible when
we got home and that just sounded
like the best name. I stuck with it
because it's funny.

trevorzegras
Yeah, that checks out. Makes a lot of sense.

wynbauer
Also, I wanted to thank you for all the
flirty comments. It helps out when people
see a hottie like you flirting with someone
like me.

trevorzegras
Someone like you?

wynbauer
Not the traditional standard of beauty.

trevorzegras
I love how real you are.

wynbauer
I can see the other girls you follow and
like pictures of, hotshot. I know "real"
isn't your type.

trevorzegras
No, but beautiful blonde is.

wynbauer
Whatever you say. So thank you again,
even if you don't mean it.

trevorzegras
Don't mean it?

trevorzegras
Do you really think I don't mean it?

wynbauer
Kinda?

trevorzegras
Wyn, you're like... hot as fuck. I'm
more surprised you knew who I was
and flirted back than anything.

wynbauer
I'm a hockey fan, dude. I've literally
been to your games before.

trevorzegras
No way.

wynbauer
I live in Santa Ana. I have like
season tickets at the glass, which isn't
even something they offer. I dropped a
pretty penny on those seats.

trevorzegras
Tell me you're lying.

wynbauer
Why would I lie??

trevorzegras
You just got like 20 times hotter,
I hope you know that.

trevorzegras
You're stuck with my flirty
comments and DMs now,
sweet cheeks.

wynbauer
I hate insta dms though.

trevorzegras
Want me to ask for your number?

wynbauer
Maybe.

trevorzegras
Then this is me asking for your
number.

wynbauer
Then here's my number. 😘
xxx-xxx-xxxx

trevorzegras
Perfect. I'll text you. 😘

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