ISTJ: When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. Obviously.
ISTP: When life gives you lemons, squirt them into the eyes of your enemies.
ESTP: When life gives you lemons, put them on your nipples and make lemon juice.
ESTJ: When life gives you lemons, wipe out every lemon farm and sell the last two lemons for exorbitant profit.
ISFJ: When life gives you lemons, keep calm and make lemonade.
ISFP: When life gives you lemons, grab them and eat them as fast as you can before life can take them back.
ESFP: When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila and throw a party!
ESFJ: When life gives you lemons, make a cookbook and become the next Martha Stewart.
INFJ: When life gives you lemons, eat them, they are good for you- life knows best.
INFP: When life gives you lemons, use your magical powers to make it into orange juice- or just write about the lemons.
ENFP: When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it (because you didn't read the directions).
ENFJ: When life gives you lemons, store them in your fridge until you have guests over.
INTJ: IF life gives you lemons, deal with it.
INTP: When life gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make super lemons then you create a new lemon race
ENTP: When life gives you lemons, construct a crude electrochemical battery. Then?? Then profit.
ENTJ: If life gives you lemons, throw them at life... See if life will make the same mistake again. Nothing messes with you.
