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3/4 Comfort Foods

Hannah The Banana
Okay guys I can't
be the only one
panicking about
Riley

The Good Seb
Nope
I'm panicking too
It's not like her to
go full MIA for
three weeks

Bearded Chris
I agree
She hasn't replied to me
She hasn't returned my calls
She hasn't posted anything
on social media since she
wiped everything clean
Well, wiping everything
clean of the cheating
scumbag

Hannah The Banana
WAIT GUYS
CHECK THE GC
SHE'S TYPING

Comfort Foods

Red Jellybean
Guys
Make your calenders
available for Thursday
You're invited to my home
We need to talk

McChica
Damn right we do
Where have you been
What have you been doing
Why aren't you replying
again

McFries
Calendar is free

Painfully Thick
I thought you had a
photoshoot?

McFries
Rescheduled it
I'll always make room my
jellybean

McChica
If you two were dating,
I'd find that cute
But you're not, so it's
gross
Stay in your lane McFries
I'm very good with weapons

Red Jellybean
So you're all available for
Thursday?
That's the only day my mom
can come down this month
and I need to speak to you all
now

Painfully Thick
I'm available

McChica
Me too

McFries
Me three

McChica
Are you okay though?
Your mom's down?
For what?

McFries
Oh
She's leaving us again

Painfully Thick
Does anybody else find this
ominous side of her kinda
scary
What if she's killed Seb?
And she needs us to help
hide his body

McFries
I'd be up for that
The dick deserves it

McChica
I'd be quite pissed actually
that she didn't let me help
kill him

Red Jellybean
Um
You know that I'd call you
if I was going to kill him