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Painfully Thick
HAN
YOU'RE LIKE
WOW
YOU'RE JUST
YOU'RE AMAZING

McChica
Okay what have I done?

Painfully Thick
TWITTER
YOU SHUT SHIT DOWN

McChica
OH YEAH
Nobody attacks my babe
and gets away with it
unscathed

Red Jellybean
It was reckless
It was stupid
It was uncalled for
All you had to do was
ignore her
But instead you decided to
tell the whole world what
happened

McChica
Oh yes you're welcome
because I could have sat
down and let her ruin your
image but instead I
DEFENDED YOU

Red Jellybean
I didn't need you to defend me
You've causes a scene Han
A very big one

Painfully Thick
She was right about
comparing Chris's love for
you to Seb's though
And about all the other
stuff
She was just trying to
defend you, that's all

Red Jellybean
It's not all, though
is it?
This is going to be all over
the media now
I can see it
"Seb cheated on Riley"
Blah blah blah
I didn't need another grand
spectacle

McChica
Fine
I won't swoop in to defend
you again then

Red Jellybean
It was a very stupid move
But I don't think you'll need
to
You put her in her place
I'll admit
You're too kind in saying I'm
not flawed
And I do appreciate it, I
really do
Just don't create a pig scene like
that

McFries
I babysit for five minutes
and I've missed a Twitter
fued, Seb getting excited
over a girl fight, and then
Han and Riley arguing??

McChica
Actually it was more like
Riley telling me off
She's already got her mom
pants on

Red Jellybean
Oh no
There no pants going on
these legs for the next couple
of days
Everything hurts

Painfully Thick
Wait
This means we can come
babysit 🙊
But I have to say guys
You did an amazing job

McFries
Well, it was an amazing night
So I guess what put in, is what
you get out

Red Jellybean
CHRIS STOP

Painfully Thick
Yeah we didn't need to know
(At least don't tell me in the
groupchat)

McChica
I just threw up in my mouth
How dare you Sebastian
Is this what you guys do
You just tell each other about
sexual endeavours?

McFries
I didn't tell anyone about Riles
That was my little secret

McChica
Well you didn't do a very
good job at keeping it a
secret considering she just gave
birth to your baby

Red Jellybean
That's the only thing
he didn't do a good job at though
☕☕☕☕

McChica
RILEY
NO
DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE
THAT