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imchrisevans two months and scarlettjohansson still hasn't thrown that party. Amourette isn't that pleased.

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scarlettjohansson I'm sorry! We should definitely get together soon and Rose can have a play date!
user1 why aren't they together though, they're couple goals
HanWyatt user1 we ask that same question
user2 she's growing so quickly!
scottevans I still haven't come to visit yet, you haven't invited me
imchrisevans scottevans the door is always open for you though
imsebastianstan y'all live together with a baby but you're not a thing, that irks me
imchrisevans imsebastianstan 🙃
user3 all those in favour of Chris and Riley dating say aye
imsebastianstan aye
HanWyatt aye
scarlettjohansson aye
paulrudd aye
anthonymackie aye aye aye
scottevans aye
robertdowneyjr aye
tomholland2013 aye
user4 aye
parkinsonriles i
imsebastianstan F U C K
anthonymackie oh shit
HanWyatt MAKE YOUR MOVE CHRIS, MAKE IT

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xxx-xxxx-xxxx

xxx-xxxx-xxxx
It's been a while

Riley
I'm sorry, who's this?

xxx-xxxx-xxxx
Oh, you've deleted my
number
Fair enough
It's Seb
As in ex-seb

Riley
Oh
Right

xxx-xxxx-xxxx
I was just checking if
you're alright

Riley
Yeah, I'm doing good

xxx-xxxx-xxxx
I was going to check when
you posted shortly after
you have birth but I figured
you'd be too tired to deal
with my shit then

Riley
Still am

xxx-xxxx-xxxx
Look
I miss you
A lot
And I'm sorry for hurting you
And I'm sorry for taking you
or granted

Riley
Seb, stop
I don't want to hear it
Please don't ruin my happy
place
I'm the only being civil with
you right now, but even I
can lose my patience
You're not going to be able
to get with me again

xxx-xxxx-xxxx
Is it partly because of Chris?
As in your feelings for him?

Riley
I don't know what you're
talking about
But YOU'RE the reason why
You did this

xxx-xxxx-xxxx
I know, I know
Could I at least come and meet
Amourette?

Riley
Why would you want to meet
the life you were happy for me
to destroy?

xxx-xxxx-xxxx
Because she's part of your
happiness
I just want to see her, that's
all
Then I'll move on for good
Matthias Promise

Riley
I'll get back to you on that

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Baby Daddy

My Jellybean
CHRIS!!
NEED HELP!!
SEB WANTS TO SEE AMOURETTE!!
WHAT DO I SAY!!

Baby Daddy
What?

My Jellybean
Seb messaged me
He wants to meet Amourette
And he vows to leave me alone
after that

Baby Daddy
Do you want him to see her?

My Jellybean
I don't know
I guess it wouldn't hurt?
But what if he tries something

Baby Daddy
I'll drop kick him
Cap's Promise
He tries something stupid,
he's leaving with a black eye

My Jellybean
How reassuring
So yes to meeting Amourette
Okay

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parkinsonriles daddy went out for a little trip (it wasn't little the shopping list I gave him was long asf) so Amourette decided to nap because I'm not as playful as him 😑 I'm sorry I bore you so much, baby girl

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