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user1 @sebmatthias how do you feel about your ex having one of your old friend's baby?

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sebmatthias as long as she's happy, I haven't got a problem

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hannahbanana @sebmatthias that's funny, you had a problem with it when you found out. Get rid of it, did you say?

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rilessmiles @hannahbanana please don't

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hannahbanana @rilessmiles no, I'm tired of him acting is if what he did was okay then come kissing your ass when something good happens

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hannahbanana @sebmatthias be grateful she hasn't gone ape shit crazy on you

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sebmatthias @hannahbanana I'm grateful for a whole lot more than that

hannahbanana I refuse to accept niceties from douchebags

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hannahbanana first you cheat on her for three years

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hannahbanana then you try to make her look like the bad guy when she's pregnant

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hannahbanana and now that you see she's happy without you with someone else, you think it's okay to come back as if you haven't done anything?

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hannahbanana He has more love for Riley in his left eyebrow than you do in your entire body

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hannahbanana word of advice? Leave her the fuck alone before you make a complete and utter fool out of yourself

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user2 GET YOU A FRIEND LIKE HANNAH

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user3 SHOTS WERE FIRED, MICS WERE DROPPED

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user4 somewhere in the distance you can hear @sebmatthias crying

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ellengoodwin wow, so Riley can't even come to defend herself anymore, that she got her unfiltered friend to do it? Over social media?

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ellengoodwin no wonder Seb was willing to find another woman, she was so flawed

hannahbanana @ellengoodwin sweetheart, Riley doesn't need to defend herself, she doesn't like to look down at those below her

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hannahbanana ALSO

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hannahbanana HOW FUCKING DARE YOU COME HERE AND TELL ME THE MOST AMAZING PERSON I KNOW IS FLAWED

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hannahbanana 1) if she was flawed, she'd have beat your ass as soon as she found out

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hannahbanana 2) if she was flawed, she'd also be a Barbie doll, just like you

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hannahbanana 3) if she was flawed, she'd be the one begging at that skanks feet for him to stay

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hannahbanana but she's not! She's perfect in everyway

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hannahbanana she let you and your manwhore of a billionaire stay together

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hannahbanana she found happiness in someone who's far more worthy of her attention than a particular asshat

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hannahbanana and finally, she is patient, and she's kind, and she's nicest human being I've ever met

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hannahbanana so come after her again, I dare you, I will rip you to shreds, destroy the small shred of dignity you have left and I'll make you regret ruining her life the way you did

hannahbanana moral of the story pals, don't come for Riley because then you're coming for me

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