Deus: Man, FUCK Atlas.
Fyra: Please do not fuck Atlas.
Fyra: Deus, what's wrong?
Deus: Nothing.
Fyra: Just tell me.
Deus: Why do you need to know so bad?
Fyra: So I can cheer you up.
Deus: It's not your job to cheer me up.
Fyra: Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.
Deus: Well, then, you're fired.
Fyra: You can't fire me, I'm union, bitch.
(Wow, Fyra calling Deus a bitch in that one—)
Atlas: It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything.
Deus: Oh my god! You don't know me at all!
Deus, on the phone with Fyra: Bitch, I need help, now.
Fyra: Did you end up in jail again, Deus? You know I can't bail you out this time.
Deus: No, you bitch! And that was only once.
Deus: It must be nice to be rich instead of developing a likeable personality.
Viis: Don't say that.
Deus: Buy my silence.
Nine: "W" starts with a "D."
Hades: Shut the fuck up before I ground you.
Viis: See? That was a totally selfless act!
Fyra: Viis, apologizing is not a selfless act.
Viis: Money aside, what else do you want?
Fyra:
Fyra: The money you just put aside.
Viis: OH SWEET JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK?
Deus: What!? You said it's more sanitary to sneeze into an elbow!
Viis:
Viis: I MEANT YOUR OWN ELBOW—
Viis: So, how's your day going, "brother?"
Atlas: Well, no one died.
Viis:
Viis: Those are your standards?
Hinalea: Every time you kill someone, a small part of your heart dies with them.
Lato: Bold of you to assume I had a heart to begin with.
Iantis, sniffing: Is it just me, or does it smell funny in here?
Nine: Welp, it definitely wasn't me. You smelt it, you delt it!
Sands: Hah. You denied it, you supplied it!
Deus: Hey Nine, you're stupid.
Nine: Aw, thanks Deus! That's the sweetest thing I've heard all day!
Lato: You should always be—
Iantis: Classy.
Hinalea: Sassy.
Sands: And a bit smart assy.
Sands: I've never had a friend.
Iantis: I'll be your friend!
Sands: I've never had a boyfriend, either.
Iantis: Did it hurt?
Sands: Did what hurt?
Iantis: When you broke through Earth's crust, ascending from Hell.
Sands: What's going on in that brain of yours?
Iantis: You don't want to know.
Sands: Oh, yeah. I can see it working. Gears turning.
Sands: Oh, they're malfunctioning. They're on fire!
Iantis: God, I hate you.
Lato: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Atlas: It's so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall.
Nine: Sands bet me fifteen dollars I couldn't get struck by lightning and he's WRONG.
Iantis: I helped with that.
Nine: I've got my scooter. I've got my boys.
Sands: We are not his "boys."
Iantis: Yes, we are.
Sands: I'm going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.
Iantis: Maybe the real treasure was this gun we found along the way.
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