Random Code Adam Webtoon Stuff (ON HOLD)

Incorrect Quotes #11

Deus: So what's poppin', cum-dump?
Sands: Yeah, just enjoying the gala with my friends so...

Iantis: I'm an expert in identifying birds!
Hinalea: Okay... What about those ones over there?
Iantis: Yep, those are definitely birds.

Nine, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Sands, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying at home and having my babies.
Iantis: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Sands: Playing systematic oppression.

(I'm actually working on an essay in ELA on women's rights, and when I found this on Tumblr, I could not not include it. #FEMALERIGHTS)

Iantis: How petty can you get?
Hinalea: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I lost to Lato.

Atlas: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Nine: But don't you hate yourself?
Atlas: Yeah, but this is about you, stay focused.

Fyra: Name a way to be nice to others.
Deus: Don't kill them.
Viis:
Fyra: That's progress, believe it or not, that's progress.

Iantis: Men belong in the kitchen.
Iantis: Women belong in the kitchen.
Iantis: Non-binaries belong in the kitchen.
Iantis: Everybody belongs in the kitchen.
Iantis: There's food in the kitchen.

Hinalea, prompting: May the Force be...?
Lato: Equal to mass times acceleration.

Deus, on the phone: Hey bitch, do you know my blood type?
Fyra: Of course. It's O-.
Deus: Oh. Well, I guessed wrong. Excuse you nurse bitch—

Lato: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Hinalea: You were STABBED?! Why didn't you tell me?!
Lato: LIGHTLY stabbed.

Iantis: I know my friend is very sorry and didn't mean it.
Sands: Very sorry.
Iantis: See?
Sands: But I did mean it.
Iantis: Sands!

Iantis: Pouring mini M&Ms in a bowl of milk does not make it breakfast!
Nine and Hinalea: *on their fifth bowl*
Hinalea: Don't be such a killjoy.
Nine: Let us enjoy our cereal.
Iantis: IT'S NOT CEREAL!!!

Hinalea: Lato, someone is screaming outside. Don't you think you should do something?
Lato: You're right, I should.
Lato: *closes the window*

(I know they live in that fancy building, but I wanted to use this quote for them :,))

Iantis: So, what's everyone's opinion on casually existing?
Sands: I don't paid enough for this shit.

Lato: Alas, it is bedtime.
Hinalea: Sexy bedtime or sleepy bedtime?

Lato: Hinalea made me feel things.
Sands: What things?
Lato: Feelings.
Sands: Hinalea made you feel feelings?
Lato: Yes.
Sands: What an asshole.

Iantis: We're great together because we are different.
Sands: True. I'm always right and you're always wrong.

Iantis: Can we get food?
Lato: This is a library.
Iantis:
Iantis, whispering: Can we get food?

Hinalea: Talk dirty to me.
Lato: If something is dirty, we should clean it thoroughly with disinfectant.
Hinalea: *swoons*

Hinalea: All you need is love.
Lato: Incorrect. The four basic human necessities are oxygen, water, food, and shelter.

Iantis: I'm terrified of Backstreet Boys.
Sands: Tell me why—
Iantis: *screams*

(Probably because Hinalea blasted BSB songs right into his eardrums since he was annoying the shit out of her—)

Nine: Want a drink?
Iantis: What are the options?
Nine: Yes or no.

Iantis: Could you ever see us being more than friends?
Nine: Yes! I'm so glad you asked :D
Iantis: Oh! That's awesome—
Nine: I can totally see us as dragons!
Iantis:
Nine: Hang on, let me show you this picture I drew.

Viis: Hmm... oh!
Deus: What?
Viis: You're an O negative, you're a universal donor. You can give blood to anybody!
Deus: Or nobody you fucking vampire.

Sands: NINE GOT HIT BY A CAR!
Iantis: WHAT?!?
Sands: Just kidding.
Iantis: I swear to god, are you trying to give me a heart attack—
Sands: He's been hit by a truck.

(Can't help thinking of Iantis and the surprised Pikachu face meme)

Nine: You don't need to be so stressed, lighten up!
Atlas: Okay, but consider this: I am.