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~hallelujah~

Megumi's POV

Its been two weeks since me and Itadori had finally started dating. I still can't believe I was the one who confessed first, it was so flipping embarrassing (i like saying flip instead of fuck). But he said he also liked me back, then we started dating. We didn't really tell anyone were dating since this school is homophobic. Well, besides Nobara since she's also in a relationship with someone that has the same gender as her.

We were currently working on a group project with two other people. Ugh why does it have to be a group project? Its so annoying having to work with other people. Thank goodness i didn't have lazy bitches as partners.

We were halfway done until....

"Ugh im tired, lemme take a break" Chris said while sighing. "Yeah i agree, we've been working on this for hours" Sam agreed too since he insisted to do most of the project.

"ok we'll take a little break. This shit is hard eugh" i glared at Itadori "says the one who barely did anything" he flinched "hey i did the hard stuff. You should be greatful" he said leaving a small huff. "whatever"

-timeskip brought to you by my mum-

"ahhhhg finally its finished". We finally finished our project surprisingly fast since we had no distractions and literally had only one break for the day.

"we should watch a movie" Itadori suggested, its not like i can argue or anything because this was his house. "yaaaaah suuureeee i wanna watch a horror movie!" Chris already not bothering to hide the excitement in his face. "No efing way. Were watching kdrama" Sam objects because he was scared of horror movies.

"kdrama? Seriously? What are you, a girl?" "ugh even boys can watch kdramas too, son of a beetle" i laughed at the last part since we all knew he doesn't curse very often.

"why don't we watch porn" Itadori commented leaving everyone silent.

I glared at him for giving such recommendation. Porn? Like wtf.

"we are NOT watching por-" "i mean" i was cut off by Chris. And then i looked to the side seeing sam with red covering his cheeks.

"N.O period, amen, hallelujah" "ugh fine let's watch something romantic or sum shit" Itadori sais giving up on the idea of watching porn.

~hallelujah~

We were currently picking out which movie we should watch. But ended up choosing titanic. Dafuck I've already seen this countless times since itadori kept repeating it. I was in the mood for sum 'The Greatest Showman' but oh well.

We were almost done with the movie and i can see Chris and Sam pasted out. Itadori still crying over Jack.

And me, well i was horny.

Groaning, i pinned Itadori down the couch leaving him confused. I then smashed my lips hungrily to his. He already had the idea of what i wanted, so we switched positions to where he was now pinning me. He then kissed me again trying to ask for an entrance which i didn't give since i wanted to annoy him, 'im amazing'. But then he bit my lip, making me gasp and him finally entering my mouth (hallelujah god bless you). Im doing everything i can to hold back a moan but when he suddenly slipped his hands under my shirt, I couldn't hold it in. We were too busy with our make out session not knowing four pairs of eyes were watching us.

"dude watdafocc" Someone suddenly said making both of us flinch. We turned to look at the person who just spoke.

It was Chris and Sam...... Awake

Ughh i felt so embarrassed. Life is literally a living hell.

"e-er its ok you dont have to h-hide anything" Sam said while having a soft pink tint on his cheeks. "me and Chris are also D-dating" he said blushing even more.

They were dating?! I wouldn't have known since they were always arguing.

"oh that's cool..... Can we continue now?" i said, i couldn't care less that they were dating. After all, im was still horny.

"u-uh sure sorry to interrupt. We should get going now hehe" Sam said getting up followed by Chris. "have fun" Chris said winking at us. Ahh finally just the two of us. "Shall we continue?" Itadori said with a smug grin. "we shall".

And the rest is up to your imagination, you horny beautiful creatures.
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~Le End~