Itadori: in my defense, i waa left unsupervised.
Megumi: but, wasn't Gojo Sensei with you?
Gojo: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.
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Therapist: i want you to find your happy place
Megumi stands up:
Therapist: where are you going?
Megumi: my boyfriend, Yuuji is at home.
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Maki: where's Yuuji?
Nobara: he's busy doing stuff.
Maki: and what about Fushiguro?
Nobara: he's busy being stuff
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Megumi: ok please repeat after me.
Itadori: after me.
Megumi stares blankly: is he serious?
Gojo: no he's Yuuji
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Megumi turns on the lamp to read his book:
Itadori laying in bed: might as well call me that lamp.
Megumi: and why is that?
Itadori: because you turn me on.
Megumi slaps Itadori's face across the room:
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Itadori, trips: oh no! My armkle!!
Nobara: what?
Megumi, sighing: Yuuji, babe that's your elbow.
Gojo in the distance: OH NO HIS ARMKLE!!
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ItaFushi oneshots
FanfictionJust some itafushi oneshots because im bored and life sucks. This may contain bxb and mature scenes. So if that makes you uncomfortable then uhhh hi Slow updates because im too busy doing nothing. I do not own any of the characters and pictures, bu...
