after i heard the news of mikes death, i was sowh happehh!!! 😦😦😦 i woke up with the smell of yummeh bacon, but then i realised it was dead george!!!??!?🙁🙁🙁🙁 i ate the wee bacon and sniffed his blood. 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸i hopped into my bike 3000 which was full of wee hello kitty stickers (so kawaii?!?😘😘😘☺️☺️☺️👨❤️👨) and rode to school with the epic speed of 1 mile per hour. precisely 0.9 but idc smh. then i saw my best mate suziee☺️☺️☺️. she was wearing some tiktokers merch. i was D E V A S T A T E D. a tiktoker??? what??? suzie could do betta??? HELLO????
"ayo suzie u clapped shmuck, y u wearing that not so drippy merch???????😦😦😦"
"sorry to disappoint ya peppa, but thats my c r u s h: lil nas x. HOW DARE U SAY HES A TIKTOKER. YOU R SUCH A DISGRACE. NO WONDER DADDY SHREK LEFT YOU."
i ate lamb afterwards.
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peppa pig x shrek
Fanfictiona love story between shrek and peppa which u definitely must read or otherwise you are missing out on a lot lol
