"dont try to bamboozle me, joe. i know what you're truly on about."
"eh-?"
"hullo. today i am mochi the PUNda."
"...you didn't-"
"I did :D"
"for the love of Grace..."
"I guess this is now a... pandamonium."
"..."
"curse this darn PANDAmedic. i haven't seen the light in ages..."
"you... you-"
"isn't this just pandatastic, bambi? at long last, I can make puns as I wish."
"truly terrific, mochi."
"you mean, pandarrific ',:D."
"I don't want to talk to you anymore."
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"Bambi, bambi! look what I bought!"
*squints* "Is that a cooking appliance with a design of a panda on it-?"
"It's a pan, duh!"
"..."
"got to pand it to you, bambi, you are handling this pretty stu-panda-ously."
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"hey bambi?"
"what is it, mochi?"
"why do pandas like old movies?"
"...why?"
"because they're black and white-"
"Nope, I'm leaving. I'm actually leaving."
"oh? Oh... oh he's actually leaving. oop. BYE BAMBI!"
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wishing you all a bear-y happy le panda day!
Mochi out!
Stay le panda <3
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"you could say my puns are... unBEARable-"
"MOCHI-"
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