i have a hypothetical for you
why do you keep texting me
cause i have no life buddy
im in my last year of college and broker than ever but yknow
just livin my life 🙌
lmao
i dropped out at 12
makes a lot of sense
you must've been dropped on the head as a baby too bc we've had 3 whole conversations and you still haven't called me hot
why would i
why wouldn't you????
god damn i am sexy as hell
....
.....
don't say it
but you're sexier <3 😩
blocked and reported
WAIT
MY HYPOTHETICAL
imagine this
no
you're a little boy
and your friend is bullying someone else
what should you do
join them
ok
what would you do if you saw just a random classmate bullying someone else
beat the shit out of them
ok
and what would you do if your friend tried to stop you from bullying another student
bully them too
okay on a scale of 1-10 how much of a buddy would you consider yourself
0
thank you my love
im studying to be a paraeducator
which is like
shit
how do i explain this to a little boy
im not a little boy
you're close enough
i help the kids who need some extra help essentially
ok don't care
what do YOU do for a living fred
spill the deets
i want them all
your mom
fuck
your dad
afraid that you're still outta luck
that mf is dead too
what the fuck
your sister????
shes 8 you pedo
i give up
are you like okay
nah
YOU ARE READING
22 - corpse husband ✓
FanfictionIN WHICH he accidentally texts the wrong number.... "i'm 22, like that taylor swift song." "gross." - started: october 25th, 2021 finished: march 19th, 2022 as a warning, the formatting is messed up in some places bc of the wattpad mobile interface...
