22 - corpse husband ✓

seven

alex
alex
alex
alex

whats up loml
fredrick

i thought we were done with that

LOL
wrong
dead wrong
whats up though

oh
im bored
and a little drunk

twins!!!
i just handle my alcohol better than you i bet

i actually have two livers
everyone in hollywood is doing it these days

THATS A RYAN REYNOLDS QUOTE
but im also gonna pretend you didn't say that
because i don't think you would've sober

oops
do you wanna know a secret

what yes i do
yes yes hes

i listened to fearless today
because i was thinking about you
and then i realized i wasn't listening to taylors version or whatever the fuck that means and i knew you'd be pissed so i switched it

very proud
and awe you think of me freddy boy <3

what the fuck
freddy boy?
i hate you so much

you're literally lying to my face
you just said you were thinking about me

i literally didn't
your nose gets longer every second pinnochio

is that a thing now
because your contact in my phone is 'c-man pinnochio'

yours is 'alex.'
your lucky i even named you
my mom is like the onlh other named contact in my ohone

i feel so special right now
im shedding tesrs
or maybe im sweating its really fucking hot in my room rn

you're crying
i just do that ro people
i think im about to blackout

oh okay
text me when you wakeup hotshot

nite