im 23 today
this is so weird
we're the same age now
what do i tell people.
corpse help me
i can't say im 22 like that taylor swift song anymore
you can tell im frantic because i didn't use your real name
you will live
what am i supposed to say when random men text me now
"im 23 😐"
BORING
tell them you have a boyfriend!
yeah a very unhelpful one
"im 22 like that taylor swift song +1" does not have the same ring to it
i promise you will find a way
BLAH
i googled it and right where you left me has 23 in it but not in the title
this is too much work.
chase atlantic has a song called 23
that's so white boy of you to know
but that helps it's actually not a bad song
PHEW PROBLEM SOLVED
im glad
can we visit jonas for your birthday
pls
pls
no my supervisor said no
pls
pls
oh
IK IM SO SAD
I WANT TO SEE JONAS TOO
but i don't work on thursdays so alas
i bet he made you a card
don't say that
i'll get excited and there won't be a card and i won't be excited anymore
sorry my love
creaming
whaaat who said that....
omg that's crazy......
anyway
if you're corspe husband does that make me corpse bride
if you want!!
YAY
(insert pic of corpse bride lol)
we look so good here
can i tweet that
please
YES
CAN I REPLY LIKE A FAN GIRL SO NOBODY KNOWS IT'S ACTUALLY ME
of course you can
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pic of corpse bride wow)
@corpsehusband:
we look so good here. happy 23rd
🗨️ | ↻ | ♡
@user4 replying to @corpsehusband:
NO BC WHO IS THIS ABT ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY
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@valkyrae replying to @corpsehusband:
Sneaky, sneaky....
🗨️ | ↻ | ♡
@corpsehusband replying to @valkyrae:
it's what i do best
🗨️ | ↻ | ♡
@oliverwastaken:
happy birthday to my dumbass roomate. i hope you forever love your waffles
🗨️ | ↻ | ♡
@alexis.gulley replying to @oliverwastaken:
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MY GRANDMA FOR SENDING YOU THAT
🗨️ | ↻ | ♡
@-THALIA replying to @corpsehusband:
happy birthday to miss corpse bride!!
🗨️ | ↻ | ♡
@laine_writes replying to @-THALIA and @corpsehusband:
YOU GO BACK TO YOUR OWN BOOK
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@alexis.gulley replying to @corpsehusband:
OMG! ITS MY BIRTHDAY ‼️😱 THIS ONE HAS TO BE ABOUT ME I LOVE YOU TOO CORSPE 😍🥰💗💞❤‼️💗😈💞❤🥰😍
🗨️ | ↻ | ♡
@corpsehusband replying to @alexis.gulley:
<3
🗨️ | ↻ | ♡
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WHY DID YOU DO THAT
NOW THEY KNOW
MY JOKE IS RUINED
i can delete it if you want
no no
it's too late
the damage is done 😐
so sorry
do you actually care?
no i think it's funny
your simps are mad now LOL
it's okay
i love you
i love you too ig 🙄🙄
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a/n
and that's a wrap.
thank you guys so much for reading this book- sorry for cutting it short, but i liked the even 22. it felt too perfect.
this isn't anywhere near my most popular book, nor will it probably ever be, but i have loved writing this book. and i have to thank all of you for being here and reading it and loving it as much as i did.
if you enjoyed this one...look at my profile. there's a sequel called 23 :)
im sure she knows this but my best friend, dan, was my biggest inspiration for alexis and corpse's conversations. i want to say 90% of the chapters were written because they said something that i thought was funny and decided to put it in. so everyone say thank you dan!!!
thank you guys for allowing me to have fun, create a character im proud of, and share the experience with all of you.
tout mon amour,
laine <3
YOU ARE READING
22 - corpse husband ✓
FanfictionIN WHICH he accidentally texts the wrong number.... "i'm 22, like that taylor swift song." "gross." - started: october 25th, 2021 finished: march 19th, 2022 as a warning, the formatting is messed up in some places bc of the wattpad mobile interface...
