DAY 3
I WAS NEVER GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BUT THE PUNCHLINE GOES-
"I'LL GET OLDER BUT YOUR LOVERS STAY MY AGE!!!!!"
ouch
who hurt that woman
jake gyllenhaal
he stole her gucci scarf too
no way
what a monster
red taylors version just came out
can you tell that im excited ????
yes
i am alive and well by the way
and am pretending i did not drunk text you
you drunk texted me?????
.....;)
convincing actress i'll admit
oh so you agree im actually good at evwrything and deserve lots of money and everything i want in life because im simply better than the rest of the world??? so glad we're on the same page fred!!!!
what
you dont have to elaborate
i get it
???
ok
well
im far away from my alcohol cabinet by the way
so you will not be receiving a text like that
drunk words speak sober thoughts
checkmate buddy
haven't hesrd that phrase since i hit up a frat college boy party and fucking swung at a boy who was harrasing this random girl
boyboss
but actually that's so good deedy of you????
wtf
he was being a dick
#boyboss
i wonder if one of those little minecraft minions vould get that trending
would be hilarious
hm
i disagree its just stealing something from women again
bias twitter liberal over here
/j
no you're right though
fuck i hate it when you be like that
ur welcome
okay but wait
im a woman and i allow it
HAH
problem solved just like ggat
CHECKMATE MR
have you been playing chess recently or something
no i just heard someone say it
so now i have to until it gets old
newsflash
it's already old 😐
omg he used an emoji
you have emotions
im hyperventilating
calm down
wow you have such great advice!!!
you sound like the dude from my grippy sock vacation!!!
what the fuck does that mean
wait
omfg alex
❤❤❤
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@corpse_husband:
#boyboss
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@jacksepticeye replying to @corpse_husband:
you heard the man
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@valkyrae replying to @corpse_husband:
#GIRLBOSS CORPSE! NOT BOYBOSS
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@corpse_husband replying to @vallyrae:
slip of the finger, i suppose 🤝
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@user4:
i love corpse husband challenge go
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FanfictionIN WHICH he accidentally texts the wrong number.... "i'm 22, like that taylor swift song." "gross." - started: october 25th, 2021 finished: march 19th, 2022 as a warning, the formatting is messed up in some places bc of the wattpad mobile interface...
