22 - corpse husband ✓

sixteen

NOT QUITE A LYRIC BUT
"in the death of her reputation, she felt truly alive"
I GOT CHILLS WHEN I SAW THAT ON TOUR

i don't know why im surprised you went to her tour
alex i'd love to stay and talk but im supposed to be live in like 10 minutes

oh i know i saw your tweet
oliver and i have a watch party!!
i haven't told him who you are don't worry, i won't do that until you're comfortable
i just told him you're sexy which is SO TRUE

do it whenever you want to
just make sure he knows like
not to mention it to anyone or anything

i just told them
i got slapped across the face because he was so happy
he said he won't tell anyone he just thinks that's really exciting
and to hit him up if you ever swing for the other team

i expected no less
ive heard minimal of this man
and he just seems that way

he's actually in a flirtationship right now
OH MY GOD WITH THE GUY HE WAS HAVING THAT ONE HOOKUP WITH
THE ONE I TOLD YOU ABOUT
THAT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE GEORGENOTFOUND????
IF I GET A PICTURE WILL YIU SEND IT TO THAT BRITISH GUY AND TELL HIM

george and i are not on good terms
/j
but yes i will what do you want me to say

"my coolest and hottest and bestfriend in the world's roommate is in a flirtationship with a guy that looks like you and she wanted me to show you so obviously im showing you because she's the sexiest and hottest and coolest person alive"

i'll tell him after stream
bye alexis i'll talk to you later

WIN A ROUND GIR ME

gotcha

wait now im sad
you're not gonna reply anymore
i'm just gonna keep spamming you.
knockoff george just got here and oliver is acting all shy
don't go quiet i heard you giggling at 3 am sir, you can't get out of this one
but anyway
he's kind of ugly up close
is that harsh omg i didn't mean it like that
HOLY SHIT YOU JUST KILLED TINA
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
I TOLD YOU TO WIM BUT THAT DID NOT MEAN KILL TINA YOU HEARTLESS SON OF A BITCH???
oh and now you're gonna play it off 🤨
OWN. UP. TO. YOUR. MISTAKES.
wait who's that dream guy
zoo wee mama
i just googled him and the first result that came up was that he's a cheater
why do i always fall for the bad ones 😓😓
when is this stream going to be over, it's starting to get boring talking to myself
im going to go bother oliver

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corpse yawned. he'd been streaming for far too long.

he wanted to talk to alex, but he knew she probably went to bed. she's more responsible with sleep than he'd ever even dreamed of being.

"guys, im cutting it off here for stream. it's been good to see you all, catch you next time!" he says, ending, and checking his phone to see the absolute essay alexis had texted him. he immediately laughed at it, remembering he still has to text george for her.

logging onto discord, he opens the dm with george. they'd never messaged before. he quickly decided this was going to be the most embarrassing thing he's ever done, but he knew it'd make her smile.

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hey george
my coolest and hottest and bestfriend in the world's roommate is in a flirtationship with a guy that looks like you and she wanted me to show you so obviously im showing you because she's the sexiest and hottest and coolest person alive

Wow
He does kind of look like me

she wrote that whole essay btw

I expected that
Tell her thanks for sharing
Also how have we never heard about mysterious she??

i'll let her know
shes my irl friend and ive made a few tweets about her but i don't use her name
she's cool and she likes you and dream

Tell her I say thank you for that too then
She sounds nice

she doesn't watch your content she just thinks you're cute
she's a menace but i keep her around cause she's pretty and funny so it's okay

Ngl sounds like you're in deep
I think you've got a crush on this woman

no we're just friends

You sure?
I'm so good at matchmaking and I'm sure about this one
Georgenotfound a.k.a cupid is what they call me

nobody calls you that

You're right

always am